"Vim-va-va-vim-va-va-va-va-vim?"

"We are the ensemble! We work as a team! We are the ensemble... Together a circus supreeeeeeme!"

"Mira las estrellas esta noche..."
"Chorizo. "

"You're a court trumpeter pacifist who's been forced to go to war? I am. What a layered and interesting man you are. I agree. Do you have a song that might outline your predicament in more detail? I do, sirrah!"
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"Oh, come on, Derek, this is not about you."
Third Place and Second Runner Up. Played by Beezilla

"He said the exposure from Christmas Carol will easily get me that advert. I'll never have to work with this bunch of freaks again."
4th Place. Played by Modesty

"Oh, Valerie, the Lieutenant only has eyes for you. It is, as the Spanish say... Ah! La la la la la la bamba."
5th Place. Played by Melanie

"My father for his sins shall now atone. Then I, Prince Richard... shall not share the throne. A single drop of poison in thine ear will rob thee of thy health. Approach I now in silence and in stealth."
6th Place. Played by Jungo007

"This baby brings shame on to Northwood Manor!"
7th Place. Played by Pon

"And here's me with my hair all a mess..."
8th Place. Played by Shelley

"Get in! Get in!!! Get in! Say get ouuuut! Get back in Dennis! Dennis come back! Just forget it! Go away you idiot! Get ouuuuut! Yes, nailed it."
9th Place. Played by Cheery Dog

"Watch your tone. There's no room for big headedness in my chambers."
10th Place. Played by Daini

"Sorry, I just wanted to ask about Peter Pan again. No-one likes the crocodile and Peter gets to do all the fun stuff."
11th Place. Played by DarkPunxysaur

"Howdy. Who'd like a slice of my blueberry pie?"
12th Place. Played by The Doctor 23

"No! That's reality. Join me in fiction..."
13th Place. Played by Epica

"I'm a plate and this is great. I'm a plate and this is great."
14th Place. Played by Krypton

"There's no time for fraternising at Caraway House, Miss Leclaire. You must put any personal feelings you have aside... I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
15th Place. Played by Natt

"Not so fast. What are you? Afraid of something? You should be. You see these skulls? I've got one for each guy I killed."
16th Place. Played by Nihilego123

"Er... Suf-FER-ing GREAT-ly AT the FRENCH - man's HAND but WHO come-ETH yon-DER hill-TOP?"
17th Place. Played by Barrybran

"We have to b...believe in fairies! I... b...b...believe in fairies! I... b...b...believe in fairies! I... b...b...believe in fairies!"
18th Place. Played by Integreat

"Dennis, you're wearing the wrong costume!"
19th Place. Played by Ricey

"Get inside. Aaaah! You two go and have your baby in the sodding manager! ... Next scene!"

"I am an idiot who is also wise... and a shepherd."

"I slept fitfully... My dreams were full of dark portents... and grim tidings."

"Fear not, my beloved Mary. I am sure we will find somewhere to rest.The good Lord watches over us."

"But I can't have a child, I'm a virgin!"

"No. No shepherds, just nine wise men... It's like Mensa in here."

"Oh, crikey, I just bought these shoes from the cobblers. And they don't half squeak."

"Good morning! I shall live in the past, present, and the future. The spirits of all three shall strive within me. Christmas day, oh, Jacob Marley be praised!"

"Might we enter and spread our joy to the fine townsfolk within?"
"Not without a pass."

"Just get off! It's my microphone, mine!"

"Auntie Diana, you promised! Well, you'll have to do it over the phone, then."

"Scrooge, shaken by the vision, went to search the rooms of his house for signs of an intruder."

"Sandra. I've got good news. That agent just called. He's going to take me on."

"Welcome to Greenscreen 1-2-3, where with just one click, you can be on a beach or at the Eiffel Tower. Overlay your own exciting footage..."

"Stay away, vile spirit! I wish to see no more of you."

"What'll we be having for Christmas dinner, Bob? Bob?"

"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. I shine with the light of a thousand Christmases gone."

"Are you the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?"

"Oh, ho, ho!"
"No! No!"

"Yeah, yeah, bag it up, yeah. Merry Christmas. Give us a Snickers. Take one yourself. Take one yourself! And this lady's shopping's free."

"It's 90 degrees outside."

"It's 90 degrees in here, too."

"Can you feel it?"

"Enter Dr Frog. 'Look at these medical reports. They're ribbeting.' Did you write this? This is dross!"

"Enter Dr Frog. 'Look at these medical reports. They're ribbeting.' Did you write this? This is dross!"

"Enter Dr Frog. 'Look at these medical reports. They're ribbeting.' Did you write this? This is dross!"

"Enter Dr Frog. 'Look at these medical reports. They're ribbeting.' Did you write this? This is dross!"

"Enter Dr Frog. 'Look at these medical reports. They're ribbeting.' Did you write this? This is dross!"

"We shall find the Lost Boys at... You're listening to BBC Radio 3! That was the Violin Concerto in E minor by Johann Bach."

"Nowhere is more powerful and unforgiving, yet more beautiful and endlessly fascinating than the ocean."

“The most single revelatory three minutes for me was the first time I put on scuba gear and dived on a coral reef. It’s just the unbelievable fact that you can move in three dimensions.”

"It's November, the moon is in its third quarter, and the sun is just setting. And in a few hours from now, on this very shore, a thousand million lives will be launched."

"Sussex’s remarkable kelp forests will now have a chance to regenerate and provide a home for hundreds of species, creating an oasis of life off the coast."

"All living things were not made for man, many of them have no relation to him, their happiness and enjoyment's, their loves and hates, their struggles for existence, their vigorous life and early death, would seem to be immediately related to their own well-being and perpetuation alone."

"In our hands now lies not only our own future, but that of all other living creatures with whom we share the Earth."

"It will soon be Summer once again."

"Becky Sandhurst! Leader of the prostitution... prosecution. She's my sex life... ex-wife. She's my ex-wife."

"I'm the best defence lawyer in the country. / You're the best defence lawyer in the country. / No, you are. / I am. / I'm the best defence lawyer in the country. / You're right. I'm in good hands."

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"Subject is male, aged 29. No residual scars or markings. There is an acute laceration to the chest... from a sharp object. Internal organs appear uncontaminated. No foreign bodies. Nothing unusual."

"Things are moving too quickly Karl! You may be the better lawyer but when it comes to raising a child you've got to be more than that. You've got to be the better person. Oh, try and keep up, Karl!"

"I was waiting for Nigel in his living room. Living room, living room... living room, living room. Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room! Living room! Living room! Living room! Living room! LIVING ROOM. LIVING ROOM! living room..."

"Watch your tone. There's no room for big-headedness in my chambers."

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Large, Impressive, Spacious, Commanding and Beautiful.

Large, Impressive, Spacious, Elegant and Beautiful.

Large, Impressive, Spacious, Elegant and Commanding.

Warm, Welcoming, Bright, Nice and Safe.

Cosy, Welcoming, Bright, Nice and Safe.

Cosy, Warm, Bright, Nice and Safe.

Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Nice and Safe.

Suchet's Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Bright and Nice.

Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Bright, Nice and Safe.

Sweet, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Little, Compact, Neat and Charming.

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Small, Sweet, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Little, Neat and Charming.

"I can't believe you did it.Thanks to you, we could win the Vietnam war and... liberate my homeland. I am so very grateful to you for what you have done."

"So I suppose it is technically a pilot episode, though it is not THE pilot episode, although it is called The Pilot. So, now everything's clear."

"Churchill would never get caught with his trousers down like this."

"So I suppose it is technically a pilot episode, though it is not THE pilot episode, although it is called The Pilot. So, now everything's clear."

"Nistle and Nostle are the happiest two el... two elves in all of Lapland. Er... That's because we're the closest of friends, and wherever you see Nistle..."

"Nistle and Nostle are the happiest two el... two elves in all of Lapland. Er... That's because we're the closest of friends, and wherever you see Nistle..."