"Listen to me, Billy.There's only one window in this place without bars or locks on it."
- Cornley Polytechnic Amateur Dramatic Society
- The Cornley Drama Festival, Part 1
- Uninformed
- Unfiltered
- Sir David Suchet as Narrator
- Robert as The (Ir)relevant Trumpeter
- Dame Diana Rigg as Narrator/Aunt Diana
- Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge
- Vanessa as Camille LeClaire
- Chris as Prince Richard of the England
- Annie as Mrs Wimblegate
- Sandra as Margaret
- Dennis as Deer Head
- Robert as Justice Shawcroft
- Max as The Crocodile
- Jonathan as Ol' Neighbour Joe
- Vanessa as Queen Isobel
- Max as Plate
- Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye
- Annie as Mick the Muscle
- Stage Manager Trevor
- Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles
- Dennis as John/Smee
- Jonathan as Smythe
- Uncertain
- Modesty as Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge as Annie as Donkey
- Melanie as Vanessa as Camille LeClaire as Chris as Narrator
- Pon as Annie as Mrs Wimblegate as Dennis as Innkeepers
- Beezilla as Dame Diana Rigg as Narrator/Aunt Diana as Jonathan as Herod
- Jungo007 as Chris as Prince Richard of the England as Max as Joseph
- Jyagaimasu as Robert as The (Ir)relevant Trumpeter as Sandra as Mary
- Davetective as Sir David Suchet as Narrator as Vanessa as Wise Man
- Shelley as Sandra as Margaret as Robert as Gabriel
- Unemployed
- Undetermined
- Untalented
- Uncultured
- The Cornley Drama Festival, Part 2
- Backstage
- Farce
- So Wrong, Farewell
- Level Seventeen
- Level Sixteen
- Level Fifteen
- Level Fourteen
- Level Thirteen
- Level Twelve
- Level Eleven
- Level Ten
- Level Nine
- Level Eight
- Level Seven
- Level Six
- Level Five
- Level Four
- Level Three
- Level Two
- Level One
- The Actors
- Annie as Mick the Muscle
- Annie as Mrs Wimblegate
- Chris as Prince Richard of the England
- Dennis as Deer Head
- Dennis as John/Smee
- Jonathan as Smythe
- Jonathan as Ol' Neighbour Joe
- Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles
- Lucy as Background Juror No. 3
- Max as The Crocodile
- Max as Plate
- Robert as Justice Shawcroft
- Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye
- Sandra as Margaret
- Stage Manager Trevor
- Vanessa as Camille LeClaire
- Vanessa as Queen Isobel of France
- The Most Lamentable Tragedy Of The Prince Of England And His Long-Lost Twin Brother Prince Regent Of France And The Problems Therein Experienced By All When They Came To Know Of One Another After A Battle
- Danger Once Again
- There Is No Escape?
- Merry Christmas!
- 90 Degrees of Difficulty
- Harper's Locket
- J. M. Barrie's Merge Neverland
- The Blue Planet
- Safety Once Again
- A Tribal To Watch
- The Lodge
- Camille's Impressive, Spacious, Elegant, Commanding, Beautiful Ensuite
- Isobel's Large, Spacious, Elegant, Commanding, Beautiful Ensuite
- Mick's Large, Impressive, Elegant, Commanding, Beautiful Ensuite
- Richard's Large, Impressive, Spacious, Commanding, Beautiful Ensuite
- Tootles' Large, Impressive, Spacious, Elegant, Beautiful Ensuite
- Trevor's Large, Impressive, Spacious, Elegant, Commanding Ensuite
- Neighbour's Warm, Welcoming, Bright, Nice, Safe Study
- Plate's Cosy, Welcoming, Bright, Nice, Safe Study
- Scrooge's Cosy, Warm, Bright, Nice, Safe Study
- Skye's Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Nice, Safe Study
- Suchet's Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Bright, Nice Study
- Wimblegate's Cosy, Warm, Welcoming, Bright, Nice, Safe Study
- Crocodile's Sweet, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Little, Compact, Neat, Charming Single
- Deer Head's Small, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Little, Compact, Neat, Charming Single
- Diana's Small, Sweet, Petite, Pretty, Little, Compact, Neat, Charming Single
- Justice's Small, Sweet, Snug, Petite, Little, Compact, Neat, Charming Single
- Margaret's Small, Sweet, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Compact, Neat, Charming Single
- Trumpeter's Small, Sweet, Snug, Petite, Pretty, Little, Neat, Charming Single
- The Dodge
- Not The Pilot Tribe
- Nistle Tribe
- Annie as Mick the Muscle
- Annie as Mrs Wimblegate
- Chris as Prince Richard of the England
- Dennis as Deer Head
- Dennis as John/Smee
- Jonathan as Smythe
- Jonathan as Ol' Neighbour Joe
- Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles
- Lucy as Background Juror No. 3
- Max as The Crocodile
- Max as Plate
- Robert as Justice Shawcroft
- Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye
- Sandra as Margaret
- Stage Manager Trevor
- Vanessa as Camille LeClaire
- Vanessa as Queen Isobel of France