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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 4:03:58 GMT 10
I'm Jesus Christ? The Saviour is born!
Wehcame. I hope it's not too tight with the maximum amount of people in here. I'll be on the wall.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 5:54:35 GMT 10
Oh, I've been invited by a Deerhead hanging on the wall. I do not know if this is a new high or a new low...
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Post by Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles on Mar 5, 2024 5:55:30 GMT 10
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 6:47:43 GMT 10
Good morning Dennis!
Thank you so much for the invite. I am eternally grateful for the request of my audience.
I’m confused though…you wish me to leave already?
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 7:18:18 GMT 10
Please, do not leave. I have some questions about your makeup routine.
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 7:41:29 GMT 10
Queen Isobel. I don’t think I can leave? The door seems to be locked!
I will let in on a little beauty secret. H2O! Drink it! Wash your face with it! It’s Mother Nature’s nectar 😉 and it’s freeeeeee
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 7:55:43 GMT 10
Good morning Dennis! Thank you so much for the invite. I am eternally grateful for the request of my audience. I’m confused though…you wish me to leave already? You seemed like the sort of person I needed to meet. We should be joined by the Crocodile and the two Narrators still if it matters to anybody. I might have hot a miscue on my get out line, sorry if that was again the case.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 8:01:19 GMT 10
Queen Isobel. I don’t think I can leave? The door seems to be locked! I will let in on a little beauty secret. H2O! Drink it! Wash your face with it! It’s Mother Nature’s nectar 😉 and it’s freeeeeee Are you saying that we're locked in here with a talking deer head and a crocodile?
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 8:04:10 GMT 10
Umm! YES! I’m not sure how to actually deal with this situation!
I mean…I’m usually used……. Maybe this is not the time!
But this is not it! 😉
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 8:53:14 GMT 10
Can I help?
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 5, 2024 9:17:42 GMT 10
A disembodied talking head? This reminds me of episode 5 season 4 of Agatha Christie's Poirot. Turned out it was just a guy sticking his head through a wall. I must say this is eerily familiar.
Oh and Sandra, you are here too! You must forgive me for that mess with the gaffer. What I intended to simple be a pleasant spot for us to …. rehearse has gone completely tits up and not in the way that I intended at all.
I see that Vanessa has made her way over here as well and, you say, disembodied deer head that my co-narrator is invited also. This could become very awkward. Perhaps we can all stick to the thespian code any keep my little indiscretion under wraps. You are all familiar with the thespian code yes?
I am in another room with the Crocodile and it is a little hard to interpret but Chris as Scrooge is there as well and he is masterful at it, so I will see what I can do should the crocodile arrive here. Lucy is there as well so perhaps we can work together on that task, my dear?
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 10:19:55 GMT 10
Sir David. Now your presence does make me giddy! How are you Sir? Such a pleasant surprise seeing you. Maybe while We are locked away you will share some of your fascinating life stories. This room is too exciting! I can’t contain myself ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gifv)
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 10:21:02 GMT 10
![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif) Whoops! Sir David you excite me so much I failed to support my gif
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 10:56:44 GMT 10
I am beginning to feel like I am walking in on something that i wasn't supposed to see. Normally, this would not bother me, but this is disturbing.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 5, 2024 11:16:23 GMT 10
Oh sweet Sandy Skye, you've no idea the problems I've had. I asked the gaffer to invite you to a private super-secret dalliance with caviar and champagne in my private dressing room as we have so longingly sought to arrange, and for some ungodly reason he made various copies and delivered them to your doppelgänger, the two Vanessa's and Lady Diana Rigg. The Vanessa's and the other Sandra then stumbled into my room while I was in a state of undress and um, excuse the euphemism, I got excited early and popped the champagne. ![](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-07-2018/cy7fsV.gif) And now I find out that he didn't deliver the invitation to you at all. I swear my darling, I only intended to spend this time alone with you and everything that is happening with myself and the other ladies who now share my dressing room is purely above board. Vanessa, will attest to this I am sure.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 11:23:50 GMT 10
I will attest to everything the man is saying. There I was, innocently walking into his room thinking that I was about to have some tea with our dear old narrator, only to get a full view of his, well, floppy package. I believe there might be something out there to help you with you "little" problem, Sir David. There is also talk that he may or may not have spiked the wine as well. Some of the ladies are getting rawdy.
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 11:43:58 GMT 10
Oh sweet Sandy Skye, you've no idea the problems I've had. I asked the gaffer to invite you to a private super-secret dalliance with caviar and champagne in my private dressing room as we have so longingly sought to arrange, and for some ungodly reason he made various copies and delivered them to your doppelgänger, the two Vanessa's and Lady Diana Rigg. The Vanessa's and the other Sandra then stumbled into my room while I was in a state of undress and um, excuse the euphemism, I got excited early and popped the champagne. ![](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-07-2018/cy7fsV.gif) And now I find out that he didn't deliver the invitation to you at all. I swear my darling, I only intended to spend this time alone with you and everything that is happening with myself and the other ladies who now share my dressing room is purely above board. Vanessa, will attest to this I am sure. Wipe your mouth Vanessa! THAT does not lie!!! I expected more from you Sir David. I truly did
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 11:46:41 GMT 10
I will attest to everything the man is saying. There I was, innocently walking into his room thinking that I was about to have some tea with our dear old narrator, only to get a full view of his, well, floppy package. I believe there might be something out there to help you with you "little" problem, Sir David. There is also talk that he may or may not have spiked the wine as well. Some of the ladies are getting rawdy. (Roaring with laughter) Oh David. It appears not only are you high up in the Cornley Society but it appears the Itty bitty Dicky committee too. You must feel rather important Sir. Or rather lack of importance.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 5, 2024 11:51:15 GMT 10
Hmm I am not sure how one's member can be both little and floppy?
Surely floppy implies a level of length and girth so as to, flop, as one might say. A little one is simply there, neither flopping or rising.
As for the floppiness, well as soon as I saw it was a woman other than you my dear Sandra entering my chamber, I was so incredible deflated in mind, spirit and ... body, that well you know, the mood became flacid.
But I assure you my dear, I did not know the others would be coming. I only invited you and I am devastated that your invitation was not delivered. Please my love, you can trust me.
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 12:11:15 GMT 10
Sir David.
I forgive but I certainly won’t forget.
And now I sit and ponder the thought… Little and floppy possibly means…. 😏
I am in fits of laughter, I truly am.
Not flopping or rising…. Excuse my French but fuck… I’ve had a few of those in my time.
I always get fooled but the promise of a grower
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