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Post by Head Righter on Mar 26, 2024 4:49:19 GMT 10
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Post by Vanessa as Camille LeClaire on Mar 26, 2024 8:12:07 GMT 10
Bonjour and ring a ling ding. The buffet is set with French champagne, grapes and cheese. Please help yourself, mes amis. Mon dieu, Donkey, I hope you did not have to carry Herod and the Wise Man on your back all the way from Bethelem. If so I'll set out a special dish just for you with sparkling water and ... how the contestents on Chopped says ... gourmet donkey hash.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 26, 2024 9:08:16 GMT 10
[Herod and the Wise Man enter scene riding the donkey.]  Well it seems thou has asked quite the silly question, of course the Wise woMan and I have arrived here riding the donkey, how else would we get here?! Do you expect a King to walk on foot?! I just had these sandals made, I'm not ruining them so quickly! I realize perhaps I could have had my men carry my chariot here with me inside, but they are all out searching for the Christ child and that is by far the more important task. It seems he is still alive and the only massacre that was made was to an Angel, God's minions will fall one by one until I find the babe! And you, servant girl, is that French you speak?! What town or city is this? Have we ventured all the way to France to find the saviour?! This seems a bit too far out, I don't think Mary and Joseph even left Jerusalem. In any case, get me a meeting with Charlemagne at once if so, and I shall spare your |
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 26, 2024 9:08:26 GMT 10
life.
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 26, 2024 9:36:12 GMT 10
This is lovely, innit?
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Post by Vanessa as Camille LeClaire on Mar 26, 2024 9:43:35 GMT 10
Mon dieu, is the Wise woMan preggers? Sorry no champagne for you. How rude of me to even offer. King Herod, mon ami, I am very good with a decoder and sending messages but Charlemange is a bit before my time. I can hook you up with Hitler if you would like, no?
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 26, 2024 10:30:17 GMT 10
Is there a way to game this format, or will one of us die a bitter undeserving death not dissimilar to the lovely Queen Isobel?
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Post by Vanessa as Camille LeClaire on Mar 26, 2024 10:42:46 GMT 10
My Queen <3
There probably is. I do admit I need to reread the incredibly long-winded format.
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Post by Robert as Irrelevant Trumpeter on Mar 26, 2024 13:56:03 GMT 10
 Mother, I have returned! Mother? [Trumpeter looks around] Well it seems like Mother is not here. Either way it is good to be back. And Camille, one again we are still yet to be able to message each other privately. Eventually we'll be able to, I just know it. [Trumpeter looks confused at Donkey, Herod and Wise Man] Well look at you two here. Its almost like two of you remind me of someplace else. I almost feel like I've dreamt of this reunion many many times. How goes the race to the bottom (of the challenge)? It seems to be the main thing we are all waiting on before we can really do anything strategically. |
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 26, 2024 15:02:06 GMT 10
My king, how fortunate we are to be reunited here.
I just cannot get enough of seeing your sexy bod. And riding here on Annie. Oh, I am going to cream.
Pregnant! No no, there must be some mistake. It was Sandra as Mary who was pregnant. I may get around but I practice safe sex. Safe sex is sexy. Keep the good time's cumming. Can't do that with a bun in the oven.
And who is this Camille. It's like I'm looking into a mirror, but the mirror is extra sexy. Like I can't stop looking at it. Vanessa, I am incredibly aroused by your likeness to myself. Are you the kind to participate in a bit of look a like action? If so, please drop in to my DMs. Oh we can't. Well fuck it, lets just go for it here. Most of these guys have seen it all before anyway and I've already cum on to the Tumpeter in another thread we are in so I am sure his trumpet is literally ready to blow.
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Post by Vanessa as Camille LeClaire on Mar 26, 2024 19:18:50 GMT 10
Oh la la Vanessa as Wise Man. It's been too long since I have beheld such a beauté. Ma cher, it's like the ladies from Moulin Rouge say... voulez vous que che avec moi?
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 26, 2024 22:54:02 GMT 10
Umm yes? I guess? I don’t speak fancy French.
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 27, 2024 0:26:43 GMT 10
So 'ow is everyone, aye?
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 8:44:52 GMT 10
Not good seeing it's one of you or I who is in peril, Donkey!
Perhaps we can all discuss later how we could prepare for this? As I do not wish to see myself or the Donkey perish. Nor do I wish to see any of you in this room eliminated.
I'll be willing to reveal myself, if it helps things so someone who is not in this space can die instead and the rest of us can live another day to hopefully see the Christ child dead!!!
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 27, 2024 9:06:49 GMT 10
I need to come right out and ask you if you're Mary, Trumpeter. I need to narrow down the other two and I've been assuming you're Mary.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 9:40:25 GMT 10
How brazen, perhaps I should have lead with something like that too? Is the Donkey really going to upstage the King!! NO! Having said that, I am not sure of some IDs even in here, I do think Vanessa and Vanessa are the same. You ladies don't have to reveal that if you don't wish to, but that was what I'd been thinking. I think I know you, Donkey but I can't be sure either, and if you do not feel comfortable saying that here, I understand. I know this information if you are the one voted in is risky for me because then you can easily kill me. And if you wish to do that, and be an asshole I would understand but I hope you won't because I do want to see this entire room make it through, based on my assumption of who you are but also due to how we worked together last round. And any of you who reveal yourselves, I will NOT be IDing, there is no chance in hell. That would be a dick move and I'm not willing to make it just to survive. Why would I hurt one of you to make it another round and have you pissed and bitter at me? Game or not, it's not my style. And makes no sense for my game either, it would be stupid and horrible and I am neither of those things. With that...  That should be enough for it to be obvious who I am, one of the last two of Team Rigg, we came into the "Merge" with five of us, Robert. And now we're down to two. And want the two of us to remain safe, and as I said the rest of you as well. |
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 27, 2024 9:50:35 GMT 10
If you're who I think you are Robert, we're not just in this for one round.
And I echo what Diana said, I won't kill anyone who 'elps me. I'd rather die myself, than to screw myself by not being trustworthy, and die next round anyway.
In the interests of transparency, I'm Scrooge.
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Post by Annie as Donkey on Mar 27, 2024 9:52:41 GMT 10
Too 'ard to be cryptic in my phone, lord. Sorry.
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 27, 2024 11:38:16 GMT 10
So, straight up, given that Scrooge and Diana have revealed themselves i can confirm that I do not want to see anyone in this room go. But obviously unless one of Diana and Scrooge can guess correctly, they are done.
I trust what you both say about not taking out someone who reveals themselves and I also trust that you will not want to take out anyone in this room. I know how you feel about everyone here.
So if we work together we can save them both, because after that it would be a 50/50 between the last two.
So in order to process this outcome and in a sign of utter good faith I will reveal that I am in fact Suchet.
Sorry for the deception Trumpey in that little room with Dennis. I have no idea who he is and wanted to be a bit careful in there and see what i could sus out from him. That was before I logged in as the Wiseman and saw this chat and decided the better approach was just to come clean.
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 27, 2024 11:40:30 GMT 10
Oops it’s Joseph who is in that thread with us Trumpey. Fucked if I know who he is either.
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