Announcing The Escape?

Are you serious? My agonizing over those last batch of drinks and all the calculations I spent so much time on trying to deduce where to place the last bribes actually worked? I beyond shocked at this point. And my work thread is now a masterpiece of mastery and not just ridiculously meticulous musings I thought were all for not. I am seriously in awe that the final batch I did and distributed worked out, I'm a fucking genius.

Oh but my dear pretty boys, good luck to you both in whatever this spooning is. If it's actual spooning, as husbands I think you can both get out of it or something.