The Chimera Man

Vanessa as Camille LeClaire Max as the Crocodile Dennis as Deer Head Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator Vanessa as Queen Isobel Dennis as John/Smee Robert as Justice Shawcroft Sandra as Margaret Annie as Mick the Muscle Jonathan as Ol' Neighbour Joe Max as Plate Chris as Prince Richard Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye Jonathan as Smythe Sir David Suchet as Narrator Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles Stage Manager Trevor Robert as Irrelevant Trumpeter Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate



Hello there all you wonderful Actors! I'm your friendly neighbourhood Chimera Man!



In order to fully document your attempts at performing properly in this Game, and in recognition that accidents beyond our control could mean we may be forced to use footage from rehearsals. Therefore you are contractually obligated to stay on Chiemra Camera at all times. I am here to keep this Game fully fair and free from rule breaches, no matter how unfair other kinds of breaches may become. But when it comes to your every Private Missive (PM), you must allow me to bear witness.




Here is how you can (read: must) add me to all of your messages in this Game:



First, go to your Missives page and click the 'Create Message Button'. You will see this popup:









Say you're sending a message to your favourite Flaw Runner to consult him about a rare crisis.



To add me, you simply type 'chimeraman' into the "Enter a username" section (though just 'chim' will be enough) and select this beautiful avatar:









Then, enter your message (plus any other less interesting recipients) and hit send:







The Crew recognise that there may be times when this requirement is inadvertently forgotten. If it is, the conversation creator can simply click on the "Actions" menu (as featured in the top-right of that last image) and select the "Change Participants" option to rectify my absence. Do note that outside this exact scenario, it is against the Rules to alter the participants of an established conversation.



This is a necessary requirement to best ensure that the Crew can monitor Rules compliance and acquire advance knowledge whenever things might go Wrong... based on our experience, we know that we'll need as much time as possible. Even if this is not a system you have used before, we expect that you shall adjust quite quickly.



If you have any queries about this, tag one of the actual Production Crew as I'm just a brainless puppet with a lens and now one post to my name. Well done me.