|
Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 4, 2024 21:57:41 GMT 10
Good morning, good afternoon or good evening to any and all who choose to spend some time with the good Judge.
|
|
|
Post by Chris as Prince Richard on Mar 4, 2024 22:05:42 GMT 10
Why hello there…. Justice Shawcroft?? What would you like me to call you…. Judge… justice… Shawcroft?? What is it that they call those in the prestigious court of law. You can call me your Majesty… or Prince Richard. My father told me I must referred to by a term of Royalty by all times to garner the respect of the commoners.
Were you just as incensed as I was by the tomfoolery I witnessed at those challenge results… I mean it was a most ridiculous solution to the teams not completing their challenge. The tiebreaker should have been who is the most likely to rule England based off their Divine Right to Rule…
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 4, 2024 22:13:29 GMT 10
Well then! Isn’t this delightfully cosy! (Tosses hair and moves tone to something more seductive) I like TIGHT spaces! 🥵 ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif)
|
|
|
Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 4, 2024 22:31:01 GMT 10
Hello Prince Richard, thank you for joining me! Most people call me by my full name, Justice Shawcroft. However I consider us to be friends now, so you can call me Your Honour. Your Honour and Your Majesty, has a nice ring to it. I found the challenge to be quite frustrating. I had a feeling that the challenge was going to be meaningless shortly after the first gift was revealed (obtained by yours truly ![8-)](http://images.proboards.com/new/cool.png) ), however we continued on regardless. Everybody ended up getting a gift on Team Rigg. How did Team Harris fair?
|
|
|
Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 4, 2024 22:32:20 GMT 10
Well well well Ms. Valerie Skye, I thank you for joining me here, you look simply RAVISHING. I hope you don't mind having people watch?
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 4, 2024 22:52:14 GMT 10
(Blushes) I expect an audience! Front row seats!! Crowds to be cheering! Applauding! Standing and yelling, ENCORE!! ENCORE!!! The stage is the place where I do my best work… i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif[/IMG{Oh my! I’m assuming you have a stage somewhere tucked away in here. Oh whoops! You weren’t talking about acting were you? 😏
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 4, 2024 22:52:56 GMT 10
![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif) And look what happens when I rush 🙄
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 4, 2024 22:56:43 GMT 10
Hello Prince Richard, thank you for joining me! Most people call me by my full name, Justice Shawcroft. However I consider us to be friends now, so you can call me Your Honour. Your Honour and Your Majesty, has a nice ring to it. I found the challenge to be quite frustrating. I had a feeling that the challenge was going to be meaningless shortly after the first gift was revealed (obtained by yours truly ![8-)](http://images.proboards.com/new/cool.png) ), however we continued on regardless. Everybody ended up getting a gift on Team Rigg. How did Team Harris fair? Frustration is not even a word I would use to describe it. Boring! Monotonous! We are dealing with amateurs here. I am yet to get my dressing room with a star on it. And what happened to the snack table? And…and…and
|
|
|
Post by Chris as Prince Richard on Mar 4, 2024 23:25:15 GMT 10
Well… Sandra… you are certainly a charming young lady to say the least!! My father has sent me to find a lovely lady to wed before I become heir… I could certainly stare into those eyes for a while…. And you… Judge Shawcroft… could officiate our lovely wedding?? How perfect is this…
And yes… I have been looking for a makeup department for DAYS, I am in desperate need for a touch up before our next performance, only to hear of nothing… no makeup team… no nothing?? I mean… do they KNOW who I am??
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 4, 2024 23:45:17 GMT 10
Well… Sandra… you are certainly a charming young lady to say the least!! My father has sent me to find a lovely lady to wed before I become heir… I could certainly stare into those eyes for a while…. And you… Judge Shawcroft… could officiate our lovely wedding?? How perfect is this… And yes… I have been looking for a makeup department for DAYS, I am in desperate need for a touch up before our next performance, only to hear of nothing… no makeup team… no nothing?? I mean… do they KNOW who I am?? Prince Richard. You truly are too kind and I am more than flattered but that sounds like absolute nonsense. I am a leading lady Sir....I will have you remember that. You think by throwing the heir word around it will allure me into submission. I'm a talented actress who doesnt need YOUR money thank you Prince Richard. And a question from all the ladies.....what kind of gimp is sent out by daddy to find a wife?
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 0:10:39 GMT 10
Justice's Small, Sweet, Snug, Petite, Little, Compact, Neat, Charming Single….. the more I read this the more I think you’re describing my…. Purse! 😉
|
|
|
Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 5, 2024 3:17:40 GMT 10
Prince Richard I appreciate your confidence, however I have no intention of officiating your future wedding to the positively voluptuous Sandra. I actually invited you here to be a witness to her and my vows, as I could tell that there was an instant and unmistakable bond between the two of us. Will you be a witness to us proclaiming our eternal love for each other?
|
|
|
Post by Lucy as Lost Boy Tootles on Mar 5, 2024 5:55:46 GMT 10
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 7:49:16 GMT 10
Calm down gents! There is plenty of me to share around. ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif)
|
|
|
Post by Chris as Prince Richard on Mar 5, 2024 8:00:41 GMT 10
Woah woah woah.. this is simply… unbelieveable!! Skye is MINE…. Did you see the way her eyes gazed into mine the first time we met… it was unmistakable, I’m sorry your Justice. And plus… who wouldn’t want to the queen. I will tell my father about this.. just you wait !!
Now how do we settle this… man to man. I suggest a fight to the death personally
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 8:43:10 GMT 10
This is insane but my god! It’s making me hot under my petticoat 🔥 To the victor…I will thy bed! ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif)
|
|
|
Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 8:45:37 GMT 10
Fight! Fight! Fight! Omg!! ![](https://i.imgur.com/q5cpjZT.gif)
|
|
|
Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 8:55:13 GMT 10
Hold on.
Have I committed a crime? Is being gorgeous and plump a crime? TELL ME, I NEED TO KNOW!
|
|
|
Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 9:01:59 GMT 10
I wish there was an easier way to see who's in the room, but you can't expect much from this shitty company. ORGanisation, sir Suchet calls it. Very shitty. Yes, I've grown a disdain for this theatre production over the past few incidents. Me and Cpl. Valerie dragged 40 presents all the way to the plane, and what are we rewarded for it? Nothing. That's right, folks. Bloody nothing.
Well your Honour and your Majesty, would you like to eat something? I know Valerie is fasting over Hitler's uprising so she won't eat. Do we also have a famished little boy in the group? Amusing. If youse don't have a preference, boiled crayfish is what's going through my mind at the moment.
|
|
|
Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 9:02:35 GMT 10
Prince Richard I appreciate your confidence, however I have no intention of officiating your future wedding to the positively voluptuous Sandra. I actually invited you here to be a witness to her and my vows, as I could tell that there was an instant and unmistakable bond between the two of us. Will you be a witness to us proclaiming our eternal love for each other? You call Valerie voluptuous when I'm also in the room?
|
|