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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 10:49:13 GMT 10
I ignored that comment. I don’t think he knows the meaning of the word! You need to have more than a cup to be voluptuous! And some junk which clearly you took all bc if I turned sideways, I’d disappear
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Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 5, 2024 13:17:49 GMT 10
Prince Richard I appreciate your confidence, however I have no intention of officiating your future wedding to the positively voluptuous Sandra. I actually invited you here to be a witness to her and my vows, as I could tell that there was an instant and unmistakable bond between the two of us. Will you be a witness to us proclaiming our eternal love for each other? You call Valerie voluptuous when I'm also in the room? Oh! Ummm I thought your invite got lost in the mail, I didn't realise that you heard that comment! My apologies, of course you are the most voluptuous woman in The Lodge, bar none! *sweats through gown* Thank you for joining us here, I was most excited to meet you Mrs. Wimblegate. Say, is there a Mr. Wimblegate around here somewhere?
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 19:16:03 GMT 10
Afternoon roomies.
Have I missed much while I’ve been temporarily engaged.
Is there any news of other rooms?
It seems like we are in a maze bc it seems that I’m rubbing shoulders with most so is this just another game within a game for production
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 22:42:47 GMT 10
Hello! Robert! Are we alone? ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif)
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 5, 2024 23:34:47 GMT 10
Is anyone here? Where’s the Brandy? I’m no stranger to drinking alone. Where’s my phone? Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? ![](https://i.imgur.com/LEclx1S.jpeg)
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 0:52:59 GMT 10
Hello! Robert! Are we alone? ![](https://i.imgur.com/SvMZI1Z.gif) No you aren't
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 1:04:22 GMT 10
You call Valerie voluptuous when I'm also in the room? Oh! Ummm I thought your invite got lost in the mail, I didn't realise that you heard that comment! My apologies, of course you are the most voluptuous woman in The Lodge, bar none! *sweats through gown* Thank you for joining us here, I was most excited to meet you Mrs. Wimblegate. Say, is there a Mr. Wimblegate around here somewhere? Not your Honour liking his own comment? I guess you must be quite interested in my melons then. Sweetheart I'm sweating too, because last night I had a nightmare that Team Suchet's plane from last challenge crashed in Siberia, an outcome that I was clamouring for but that seems much more horrifying in retrospect now that I don't feel like punching our hosts anymore. I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties with the sweat. Mr Wimblegate.. no, actually. I explained my group that I only use the Mrs moniker to empower myself. It feels rather insulting to call a woman my age Miss just because I'm unmarried, no? Or Mademoiselle, that's what Camille called me the first time we met. Well she didn't because she knows the French ways but let me make that up. I'm Mrs. Wimblegate, feels much more intimidating that way. Should we talk about our previous groups, loves? The events at Team Suchet were not that impressive, I believe Valerie can corroborate this? The butler Smythe left in a case of "lack of connections." I feel for the Harris Team because having someone come back can be quite awkward, no? Though I have to say, I could exchange a few words with Trevor and he seems a delight. Not the sweet type - but the strong type. I think he back with more fire under his arse.
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 6, 2024 1:31:14 GMT 10
I can definitely confirm the Suchet tribe is a bland bunch, not a great deal of talking but I do believe most were busy and another suffered wifi issues.
What are you thinking Mrs Wimblegate…I’m very interested.
Allow me to raid the fridge for a midnight snack quickly
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Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 6, 2024 1:50:12 GMT 10
My two favourite ladies Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye and Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate are here with me, how delightful. I know that The Plate on Team Suchet is feeling a bit squirrelly about this upcoming vote, as I understand he was the receiver of three votes in the last tribal council. Feel free to discuss your tribal council plans here in my private quarters, it seems that Lost Boy Tootles is barely around and I believe that Prince Richard is a trustworthy fellow! Do either of you by any chance have any information regarding the upcoming Team Rigg Tribal Council?
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 6:04:29 GMT 10
I would like to get to know our dearie Tootles more. I only did not invite him to my study because we share this room.
Your honour, are you missing comms with any of your Rigg teammates? I can maybe help with that.
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Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 6, 2024 6:22:37 GMT 10
I would like to get to know our dearie Tootles more. I only did not invite him to my study because we share this room. Your honour, are you missing comms with any of your Rigg teammates? I can maybe help with that. I am, from Diana Rigg and Deer Head. You don't happen to have a room with them alone or with each other do you? Because I'd love to know their thoughts on the upcoming tribal. Can I help you with anything, voluptuous one?
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 6:31:13 GMT 10
I share a room with Deer Head and the Trumpeter, and another with Deer Head and Margaret. My other Rigg connections are my own room with Diana and Croc, and another room with Diana and Margaret
I think Deer Head and Trumpeter would like to talk to you but they both seem to be away at the moment
I am trying to get help from my own room! We'll see how that goes
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 6, 2024 10:30:51 GMT 10
Mrs Wimblegate!
How are you dear?
Have you had much communication from tribe mates? I’ve had some whispers but not many.
I’d be keen to whisper about this vote just in case. But I feel I know or possibly know where it’s going.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 10:48:13 GMT 10
Mrs Wimblegate! How are you dear? Have you had much communication from tribe mates? I’ve had some whispers but not many. I’d be keen to whisper about this vote just in case. But I feel I know or possibly know where it’s going. I heard from Scrooge through the Crock that we're all voting Plate. How do you feel about that?
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 6, 2024 10:53:20 GMT 10
I gathered this much Mrs Wimblegate 🫶🏻
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 6, 2024 11:00:37 GMT 10
I can’t wait to return home to some decent cooking Mrs Wimblegate
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Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 6, 2024 12:01:42 GMT 10
Nice meeting you ladies! I believe I am not long for this world, so enjoy my magnificent corpse however you'd like.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 12:06:12 GMT 10
Nice meeting you ladies! I believe I am not long for this world, so enjoy my magnificent corpse however you'd like. I think Trumpeter is perhaps keen to vote with you? Do you share something with him?
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Post by Robert as Justice Shawcroft on Mar 6, 2024 12:07:25 GMT 10
Nice meeting you ladies! I believe I am not long for this world, so enjoy my magnificent corpse however you'd like. I think Trumpeter is perhaps keen to vote with you? Do you share something with him? I do. Unfortunately he is the only one, and we do not have anything between us to keep me safe ![:(](http://images.proboards.com/new/sad.png)
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 6, 2024 12:09:06 GMT 10
Oh Valerie, let's pay your Honour respects! F
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