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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 1:34:21 GMT 10
Greetings, greetings, peasants. Oh, and Prince Richard, though I would like to remind you that your title is only temporary. I have invited you all to The Royal Ball. My beloved husband is hosting this in my honour because, well, he adores me. Please note that while it is portrayed as an invitation, it is a summons to my court. So, refusal is not an option. With that out of the way, come, sit, have a drink. I'm sure one of my servants will come along soon with some wine. If any of you have any requests, please do not hesitate to let me know. As Queen, I can get ahold of anything that you desire. I want you all to feel welcomed while in this special place. Here, you're not mere peasants, but somebody that the Queen of England wishes to get to know better. I could think of no better way for you to want to spend the round. Now... ![](https://i.imgur.com/cUO5XHh.gif)
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 2:00:10 GMT 10
Hello again Isobel. I know I did enjoy beating you back in Nistle, Here certainly feels more spacious than my small nook. You were possibly top of my list to invite there, I guess I'll wait and see who else comes hard.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 2:42:56 GMT 10
Oh, I suppose I should have led with that, yes? I invited:
Chris as Prince Richard Joe Max as Plate Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate Dennis as Deer Head Sandra as Margaret
I decided to be spontaneous.
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Post by Max as Plate on Mar 5, 2024 3:26:02 GMT 10
A royal ball? I feel so out of place amidst all this fine china...
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 3:54:22 GMT 10
We can make them dirty little bowels.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 5:56:53 GMT 10
Neither of you should feel out of place. If anything, the other accessories and cutlery should be jealous of you, given you're the ones I wish to spend time with, not them. If any of them give you a hard time, well, I can think of quite a few punishments we can inflict.
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Post by Sandra as Margaret on Mar 5, 2024 8:19:32 GMT 10
What an honour Vanessa as Queen Isobel to be invited and such a pleasure to spend time amongst other distinguished guests.
Dennis as Dear Head, please don't any bowels dirty... I have enough on my plate.
[turns to camera with a wink and whispers]
pun intended.
Nobody has ever asked me what I would want for, so when you suggested that Vanessa as Queen Isobel, I do not know what I want. Perhaps a foot massage would be beneficial as these old black lace up shoes, whilst practical, are not the most comfortable.
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 5, 2024 8:43:23 GMT 10
There are some very nice walls to be hanging from in here.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 9:33:00 GMT 10
A ball, right? So we have the talking objects, and Belle itself, so who's the Beast? Is it Prince Richard?
I'm delighted to cook for you, your Majesty. My style of cooking may not be best suited for this sophisticated environment but I'll make some adjustments! It's because I do love to showcase my body and make the best of it. I don't have a TV programme no, but I tape my recipes and sell them to desperate men. Anytime I have to stoop in order to reach the baking sheet, I shake my plump buttocks left and right. Left and right. I also position myself so the mirrors on the stove capture my two plumptous bosoms. Too much information I guess, but just showing you the different ways one can work a kitchen.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 9:38:11 GMT 10
Ah, if it is a foot massage you wish, then it is what you will get, dear Sandra. After all of your hard work, it would be a nice reprieve for you. I feel it is not something freely offered to those of your status and I do wish to spoil you. You know what they say: bribery is the way to any heart. Let me just fetch a servant, and we'll get that deed done.
In all fairness, I invited you all here because I was hoping that we could, what is the word, form some cross-tribal bonds. I understand that is the purpose of these little groups, but even still. I do not mind starting the chatter by saying that Team Harris was quite the dull tribe. We started the challenge later than intended and worked hard on it, but that left little time for actual PMing. Given it was a weekend as well, things were quiet. I only got a few messages yesterday, as Mick and Tootles had plans elsewhere. Trevor, bless his soul, put in some effort, but he was caught saying different things to different people. It was, as you peasant folk say, shady. He also failed to truly make the social waves with many in the tribe, so it was a tedious and uneventful vote. However, I would be happy to answer any questions you may have.
From what little I have seen, I doubt there will be any easy votes moving forward.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 9:38:51 GMT 10
A ball, right? So we have the talking objects, and Belle itself, so who's the Beast? Is it Prince Richard? Yes.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 9:50:14 GMT 10
A ball, right? So we have the talking objects, and Belle itself, so who's the Beast? Is it Prince Richard? Yes. I expected you to say it was me. Thank you for your kindness. I don't think you're the princess, however, that's clearly Margaret.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 9:53:58 GMT 10
I expected you to say it was me. Thank you for your kindness. I don't think you're the princess, however, that's clearly Margaret. Are you implying I am the evil witch?!
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 10:06:01 GMT 10
I expected you to say it was me. Thank you for your kindness. I don't think you're the princess, however, that's clearly Margaret. Are you implying I am the evil witch?! With that grin of yours, I could see it. I wouldn't deny it. Oh Trevor. I'm glad he's gone, mainly because I, as you said, "shaded" him in a fit of rage in our Tribal Council. I was just stressed out after tirelessly trying trigger after trigger on that last task, only to find out that there was no trigger at all! I've cursed these hosts and their mothers! I would never expect Trevor to be shady, I thought he was just low activity from his posts. I had him in my Nistle tribe and he gave quite the curt response to my recipe. I don't blame him for that. In Team Suchet, everyone was trying, everyone was there to play. Unfortunately for the butler, another servant like me, the vote fell on him and never wavered because that was the option everyone was most comfortable with.
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Post by Max as Plate on Mar 5, 2024 10:45:37 GMT 10
So glad that Trevor is back! I’ve been in enough kitchens to know that a happy maid is usually a lazy maid.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 10:46:37 GMT 10
Plate- You...
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Post by Max as Plate on Mar 5, 2024 10:47:49 GMT 10
I need to be cleaned!
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 10:48:54 GMT 10
Yay, Trevor is back. This is not awkward at all.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 5, 2024 10:50:45 GMT 10
Yay, Trevor is back. This is not awkward at all. Honestly, it's quite amusing. I've never seen a message age that poorly so quickly. I am proud of myself.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 5, 2024 10:51:32 GMT 10
Yay, Trevor is back. This is not awkward at all. Honestly, it's quite amusing. I've never seen a message age that poorly so quickly. I am proud of myself. I'm proud of you.
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