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Post by Head Righter on Mar 10, 2024 20:20:26 GMT 10
In here you'll do two things: 1. Talk among yourselves. About whatever you like. But probably also about the Safety Chain. Up to you though, really. 2. Receive and pass on Safety in the form of this sturdy and impervious Goulash: Once you have been given the Goulash, we highly recommend that you make as few posts as possible before deciding to whom you would like to pass them on. The faster this gets done, the more time you'll all have to wade into the next Episode instead. But technically, you can take all the time you need (just not any longer than Monday night 6:30pm GMT). To officially pass on the Goulash, you will need to make two posts in this thread:
First, roll the dice by typing: " [LEADINGROLE]" without the quotation marks, and press post. A die roll will then show up in your post. - If you rolled an even number (2, 4 or 6): you must help even the numbers and pass the Safety Goulash to somebody who is not on your Tribe. So if you're in the Defence, you must pass it to somebody in the Prosecution; if you're in the Prosecution, you must pass it to somebody in the Defence. - If you rolled an odd number (1, 3, etc): you must do the opposite of what the last player did when they passed the Safety Goulash. ( Oddposite, get it?) If whoever gave you the Goulash was passing it to you from the other Tribe, you must pass it to somebody who is on the same Tribe as you. If whoever gave you the Goulash was keeping it within their own Tribe, you must pass it to somebody on the other Tribe. Basically, if the last pass happened across Tribal lines, yours must stay within the Tribe. If the last pass was within a Tribe, yours must be across Tribes. - There will be instances where an even roll or an odd roll will produce the same outcome. (For instance, the very first roll! Which will need to produce a cross-Tribal pass regardless.) But you should still roll anyway, for Fun. - Once one of the Tribes is down to just one member left without Safety, you will no longer need to roll any dice, but can freely skip this step (the Fun will have worn out by then, surely) and just pass the Safety Goulash on to whomever you please, no matter what Tribe you are on. Second, after you've rolled, you will need to decide to whom you wish to pass Safety, out of those who remain vulnerable on whichever Tribe the dice have designated. When you're ready to do so, make a second post with the above image, and then replicate this sentence: Except that you'll need to replace 'X' with the name of the recipient (who must be somebody still present in this thread and not yet Safe via Goulash). And then replace 'Y' with a compliment of your choice which will sooth their ego as well as their nerves, because that's how we do the business of favouritism in show business - performatively. To make this easier, especially if you're on mobile mode, just copy the code from this box: [div align="center"][img]https://i.imgur.com/c3EJdz6.png[/img]
[b]Oh, I feel I have lived through this moment so many times before... so often have I dreamt of passing this Safety Goulash on to 'X' because they 'Y', and I know the Safety Goulash shall be left in their capable hands while I go to join the Member Group called 'I Ate My Goulash'.[/b][/div] And then you must go to your Profile and join the 'I Ate My Goulash' Member Group immediately. Also, you must not leave that Member Group once you have joined it. If you do not join the Group within five minutes of passing on Safety, or if you leave the Group, you will be heavily penalised and may wind up getting yourself eliminated from the Game. So please double check the Group names before you press any buttons, and don't mess this up. The Winner of the last Challenge for this Tribe, and thus the first person to hold and pass on the Safety Goulash is.... ![](https://i.imgur.com/8JFbJuu.jpeg) Congratulations Chris as Prince Richard! You will be Safe this Episode, and will begin this Joint Safety Chain. Just remember not to discuss that Challenge in any way, until this Episode is over.If you have any questions about this process, feel free to tag a Crew member and see whether they're getting paid enough these days to respond.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 20:58:27 GMT 10
Ladies and Gentlemen
It appears the right honourable Justice Shawcroft has returned. I must have missed the annoucement, but I saw him over at the cake stand and he was absolutely gorging himself.
Can you imagine playing the Justice but missing the Court episode. Some men really are unlucky. Not me, though, I just spend 3 days locked in a morgue with Queen Vanessa and Sandra upon Skye and somehow the old hearts still beating. Trevor really was able to get the good stuff. Sad to see the lad go. And I can assure everyone here that the only limp thing in that morgue was the cadavers.
Anywho in honour of the return of our good friend Justice Shawcroft I will be liking all of my own posts for this round. I encourage you to do the same.
It does feel wrong at first, but once you start doing it, it feels very very right.
Much like an threesome in a morgue.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 21:02:47 GMT 10
Chris as Prince Richard, I just shamlessly liked your cake post. Yes, please take this as an attempt to gain your favour.
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Post by Max as the Crocodile on Mar 10, 2024 21:06:13 GMT 10
*growls* (❀◦‿◦) ![](https://i.graphicmama.com/uploads/2023/4/642a7f8a2a8d8-alligator-cartoon-animated-gifs.gif)
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Post by Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge on Mar 10, 2024 21:06:39 GMT 10
I enjoyed your cake post also.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 21:17:44 GMT 10
I enjoyed your cake post also. Well I enjoy all of his posts, even the ones I didn't enjoy.
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Post by Chris as Prince Richard on Mar 10, 2024 21:19:05 GMT 10
You are all too kind.. but you see.. I am quite used to this sort of pandering, as a Prince, and the heir to England. I don’t think anyone has ever quite understood the difficulty of being such a handsome Prince such as myself. I don’t see any of you making it a day as myself…
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Post by Max as the Crocodile on Mar 10, 2024 21:20:16 GMT 10
You are all too kind.. but you see.. I am quite used to this sort of pandering, as a Prince, and the heir to England. I don’t think anyone has ever quite understood the difficulty of being such a handsome Prince such as myself. I don’t see any of you making it a day as myself… *hisses*
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Post by Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge on Mar 10, 2024 21:21:53 GMT 10
You are all too kind.. but you see.. I am quite used to this sort of pandering, as a Prince, and the heir to England. I don’t think anyone has ever quite understood the difficulty of being such a handsome Prince such as myself. I don’t see any of you making it a day as myself… What your face really needs to top it off, is a proud robust nose.
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Post by Vanessa as Queen Isobel on Mar 10, 2024 21:30:30 GMT 10
Prince Richard, giving into the desires and pandering of the common folk will not land you a crown. However, I could perhaps share a word with your father.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 21:35:20 GMT 10
Ladies and Gentlemen It appears the right honourable Justice Shawcroft has returned. I must have missed the annoucement, but I saw him over at the cake stand and he was absolutely gorging himself. Can you imagine playing the Justice but missing the Court episode. Some men really are unlucky. Not me, though, I just spend 3 days locked in a morgue with Queen Vanessa and Sandra upon Skye and somehow the old hearts still beating. Trevor really was able to get the good stuff. Sad to see the lad go. And I can assure everyone here that the only limp thing in that morgue was the cadavers. Anywho in honour of the return of our good friend Justice Shawcroft I will be liking all of my own posts for this round. I encourage you to do the same. It does feel wrong at first, but once you start doing it, it feels very very right. Much like an threesome in a morgue. Oh Jesus, Max the Crocodile is now liking every cake post. That wasn't the brief, Max.
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Post by Max as the Crocodile on Mar 10, 2024 21:36:19 GMT 10
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Post by Vanessa as Camille LeClaire on Mar 10, 2024 21:36:35 GMT 10
Can you just picutre me with Isobel's crown, please. The cad Trevor took my crown prop back once he reentered the game and seems to have left with it.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 21:38:12 GMT 10
Prince Richard, giving into the desires and pandering of the common folk will not land you a crown. However, I could perhaps share a word with your father. You know I played his father in a performance of Richard III at for the Royal Shakespeare Theatre Company. I even have the receipts to prove it. collections.shakespeare.org.uk/search/rsc-performances/ri3198011/
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Post by Max as the Crocodile on Mar 10, 2024 21:38:42 GMT 10
Ladies and Gentlemen It appears the right honourable Justice Shawcroft has returned. I must have missed the annoucement, but I saw him over at the cake stand and he was absolutely gorging himself. Can you imagine playing the Justice but missing the Court episode. Some men really are unlucky. Not me, though, I just spend 3 days locked in a morgue with Queen Vanessa and Sandra upon Skye and somehow the old hearts still beating. Trevor really was able to get the good stuff. Sad to see the lad go. And I can assure everyone here that the only limp thing in that morgue was the cadavers. Anywho in honour of the return of our good friend Justice Shawcroft I will be liking all of my own posts for this round. I encourage you to do the same. It does feel wrong at first, but once you start doing it, it feels very very right. Much like an threesome in a morgue. Oh Jesus, Max the Crocodile is now liking every cake post. That wasn't the brief, Max. *growls*
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Post by Chris as Prince Richard on Mar 10, 2024 21:44:55 GMT 10
You are all too kind.. but you see.. I am quite used to this sort of pandering, as a Prince, and the heir to England. I don’t think anyone has ever quite understood the difficulty of being such a handsome Prince such as myself. I don’t see any of you making it a day as myself… What your face really needs to top it off, is a proud robust nose. OFF with your head… it has been a good while since i got to enjoy an execution. Now I will no longer have to worry about your face ruining my public image.. since we do look quite alike..
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 10, 2024 21:46:04 GMT 10
What your face really needs to top it off, is a proud robust nose. OFF with your head… it has been a good while since i got to enjoy an execution. Now I will no longer have to worry about your face ruining my public image.. since we do look quite alike.. Well said my liege.
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Post by Dennis as Deer Head on Mar 10, 2024 21:47:22 GMT 10
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Post by Sandra as Cpl. Valerie Skye on Mar 10, 2024 21:47:39 GMT 10
Whoops! dropped my cake! But nobody was looking so I licked the tiles clean where it fell! 🤷🏼♀️
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Post by Chris as Ebenezer Scrooge on Mar 10, 2024 21:48:51 GMT 10
With respect, highness, my head is your head!
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