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Post by Head Righter on Mar 11, 2024 21:59:58 GMT 10
Well let's see what we have here... thirteen Actors, two Understudies, a pile of scatterbrained notes and an ominous hint about the end of the Episode.
Are any of my eco-friendly friends around to help me parse through this trash and restore this Game to its natural order?
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Post by Chimera Man on Mar 11, 2024 22:54:06 GMT 10
Should we tell the Actors to check out the source Food Chain is adapted from? It's an episode of The Genius which you can watch at this link. You'd want to start watching at 12:15 for the Food Chain explanation, which is followed by a quick rehearsal of the game demonstrating many of these rules, which runs until 21:00. But maybe we shouldn't give them that link, because our version not only has different names for all the Animals, but also variations on some intricacies of the rule. So at best they'd watch the video to get a sense of the game flow in action, but ignore all the rules in it unless they match the ones in our writeup. Does this seem like a bunch of Humans intelligent enough to do that? Or had we better just tell them nothing about it? |
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Post by Flaw Runner on Mar 11, 2024 23:16:37 GMT 10
*cute dolphin noises*  |
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 12, 2024 1:50:05 GMT 10
God on Earth, what were these people doing? So many references to 'highly recommended' tasks, but I think we'd have to trawl back to their earliest notes in order to understand what it meant. I cannot even express my full reaction to their incompetence without somebody first covering the Seal's ears! But how has natural selection failed to see them blacklisted from the Industry by now?
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Post by Composter on Mar 12, 2024 2:40:26 GMT 10
*Reacts to looking at the previous "hosts" where doing*
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Post by Chimera Man on Mar 12, 2024 3:17:27 GMT 10
Please don't be sad, Seal  |
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Post by Doom Operator on Mar 12, 2024 9:40:05 GMT 10
The BBC loves us! Water for everyone!
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Post by Doom Operator on Mar 12, 2024 18:49:00 GMT 10
Everybody sing!!!!!!
Swim this way we'll dance and we'll play
Now it's very easy come on in
Just take a chance and shake a fin~~
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 12, 2024 21:26:23 GMT 10
It's a dogfish eat dogfish world out there these days. RIP deceased Animal friends! I pity the living ones too though. Do you know what that Cornley 'Crew' had in store for them at the end of this Episode?  |
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Post by Special Defects on Mar 13, 2024 5:37:28 GMT 10
Giant Squid if you're talking about that be prepared for a lot of hate mail coming our way
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Post by Chimera Man on Mar 13, 2024 5:46:02 GMT 10
God stop being such a draaaaaaaaag, Whale!  |
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Post by Special Defects on Mar 13, 2024 5:57:31 GMT 10
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 13, 2024 6:32:47 GMT 10
While we're talking about blatant hints, do you think any of the Actors have puzzled out the Cornley Crew's plan for their final Challenge yet?
I'm working on an log entry Ranking all the Actors by their presumed IQ, but also now it may not happen because I'm watching a polar bear roll over, and over, and over, on loop. Give me some of whatever they're having!
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Post by Doom Operator on Mar 13, 2024 7:43:52 GMT 10
 I just saw what they have planned for the end of this round, land-dwellers have never done anything good for society... |
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 13, 2024 22:22:03 GMT 10
Well that could have gone better. I hope the BBC won't be Dragging us away, now.
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Post by Chimera Man on Mar 14, 2024 22:56:36 GMT 10
What is this 'Merge' business the Actors keep bringing up? I've scoured through all of the Cornley Crew's notes and it has not been mentioned once.
This whole thing really is a shitshow though, what an awful way to prey upon other human beings. Most Animals are far kinder to one another.
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Post by Made Up Artist on Mar 14, 2024 23:05:25 GMT 10
*rolls around the ice because this isn't something that I want to associate with ever again I have a brand image to think about and a global audience to curate surely the network executives can realize that we'd be better off focusing our time on combating climate change than trying to take over this game*
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Post by Doom Operator on Mar 14, 2024 23:13:13 GMT 10
I can't take the fighting!  Fish are friends |
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 15, 2024 1:33:03 GMT 10
I'm beginning to think we're just not cut out for this kind of job, my friends. After this farce of an Episode and the BBC blaming us for the Cornley Crew's poor planning, I might even quit before they can fire me.
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Post by Special Defects on Mar 15, 2024 9:43:34 GMT 10
Whale whale whale, finally a GOOD idea from Attenborough.
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