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Post by Head Righter on Mar 22, 2024 13:04:29 GMT 10
You know what would make this all just a little bit easier to bear? |
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Post by Made Up Artist on Mar 25, 2024 10:11:29 GMT 10
I think that I was abducted by aliens. Is this like, something that is contagious? Did that happen to the people here??
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 25, 2024 10:40:54 GMT 10
The Actors remain AWOL. They're too incompetent for there to be an exciting explanation, so I doubt they were abducted and taken off-planet. More likely they simply fell asleep on Thursday and forgot to wake up  |
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Post by Made Up Artist on Mar 25, 2024 10:51:30 GMT 10
Maybe they unionized...wouldn't that be a real horror story
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Post by Composter on Mar 25, 2024 11:27:31 GMT 10
Maybe they all drowned? I almost drowned once, and now whenever I close my eyes I feel like I'm drowning again...
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 25, 2024 11:54:23 GMT 10
Made Up Artist They'd have to be idiotic to unionise while we clearly have a fully functioning temp cast already in place. Well actually... if anyone were too idiotic to see how replaceable they were...  Let's hope they've all tried to flee my grasp by crossing state lines instead. Far less messy. Composter You're not allowed to drown again until you've given Flaw Runner you MVP points for Episode 4.
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Post by Made Up Artist on Mar 25, 2024 12:04:34 GMT 10
Maybe one of them won the lottery and used the money to treat their coworkers to a spa holiday! I would definitely take you all to a spa holiday. I'm not jut saying that because I hope to be taken on one.
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Post by Head Righter on Mar 25, 2024 13:00:56 GMT 10
If they won the lottery, surely they would have paid us off first to guarantee their escape? No, I'm starting to suspect they've all taken our last Play of the Week too seriously, and have traveled to Tennessee to test out the gravity there. Also Made Up Artist you're not allowed to drown the Composter in a spa until after he submits his MVP points for Episode 5. |
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Post by Made Up Artist on Mar 26, 2024 10:46:51 GMT 10
I have taken a vow to not drown anyone. You can consult the good women of St Veronica's Monastery about that, I just cloistered with them today!
As we lose more and more actors to...whatever we've been doing? I kind of pray that they're all ready for that final challenge that we've set up with all the subtle hints in each format. Is anyone in the lead for that?
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Let's hope they've all tried to flee my grasp by crossing state lines instead. Far less messy.