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Post by Head Righter on Mar 26, 2024 4:48:02 GMT 10
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 26, 2024 7:33:39 GMT 10
Robert, my dear boy. Good to see you here, alive and well. Can you believe they locked us out of the theatre and replaced us with these ‘temporary’ actors. A step above extras and only a very small step.
Still might as well get acquainted. Max as Joe. We’ve had a few Max’s around here before. One was a full method actor. Incredible performance really. It would make Daniel Day Lewis weep. Absolutely committed to the performance. The other Max was a plate and was kind of a jerk.
And Vanessa as Wise Man. Oh we knew a Vanessa as well, in addition to the one kicking around here still, she was a magnificent actress. Played a Queen she did and she was so regal, so austere. Well mostly. There was also that time what she and another actress got locked with me in morgue for the weekend. Those were some wild times but they have both moved on sadly. Perhaps you’d fancy a bit of fun in this small room? I’ve heard that you might be the type?
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 26, 2024 9:39:53 GMT 10
Who are you to call us, temporary actors?? We are more than temporary actors, we are the greatest actors around. I believe you may be threatened of our talents, Sir David? If so, your fears would be totally understandable.
I have heard of the many Max’s running around here, I wish I could have met either of them. I am also thinking of becoming a full method acting, and so it is surely a shame that I will not be able to meet method actor Max. Please pass on my regards to him then, from 1 Max to another. I am afraid I do not know of you, David and Robert, although I know well of Vanessa (‘wise man.’ I am still a little confused as to how she got cast as a wise man, given that she is a women, and a very talented women who deserved the lead role, at that. It is great to see you again, Vanessa. Thank you for your help last round.
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Post by Robert as Irrelevant Trumpeter on Mar 26, 2024 13:39:44 GMT 10
I am loud and proud and excited to still be here. I would've hated to be one that was replaced by one of those temporary actors. And you are well and truly right Suchet, I have seen no markings of skill on these new recruits at all. I've barely been able to hear them breathing over the sound of my talking at that! You all need to Toughen Up! Suchet knows the trick to winning a comparison of, shall we can it, leading actors  [Trumpeter winks at Suchet] I am glad they chose to reunite the two best challenge players in the game here, after all we did win the challenge that was mostly skill and no luck and definitely no fumbling and ragequitting only to gain points for stupid things. [Trumpeter smirks] Ah, and the wise man! You are looking well, how is your acting... [Silence ensues] Well...  |
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 26, 2024 14:54:15 GMT 10
Oh my ain't you a big boy Trumpeter.
Is that a horn in your pants or are you just pleased to meet me?
The last Robert got booted because he didn't talk to anyone, but my god did that man know how to blow a horn and finger a harp. Silent but sexy he was! I hope that your fumbling doesn't extend to the bed room, because I prefer them big, bold and loud and you have all the markings of a wild rhinoceros in the bedroom. You know what I mean, BIG and HORNY.
Oh and what do we have here, a knight. Delighted to make your acquaintance Sir Fancy Pants. I don't usually like older men. Well not as old as you anyway. But if you could score me a ladyship, well I'd be prepared to make an exception. Ladies get all the good parts, even when their old and wrinkly and shit.
Max you are here too, so good to see you made it through. I was rooting for you, you know. And not just because I was actually rooting you and we were looking to make that fake Jesus bay and travel it around Judea, but because you seem like a nice guy and there aren't enough of those in this business.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 26, 2024 22:21:23 GMT 10
Well ‘my Lady’ you may be in luck. I’ve been known to participate in the oldest tradition of the theatre, the back stage secret romance between co-stars. Although you don’t seem to be very focused on keeping things secret?
I can look past that I suppose, but only on account of how much you resemble my dearly departed Queen. She was so important to me as was our third, Sandra upon Skye. Or was Vanessa the third to Skye? I’m not sure. That was such a long time ago and I am an old(ish) man and sometimes things get muddled. But either way I loved both of them on an emotional and physical level and I miss them very much. I certainly feel there is a space for you in my heart, Vanessa the Wise, or should I say Lady Vanessa?
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Post by Vanessa as Wise Man on Mar 26, 2024 22:52:21 GMT 10
Just shut up and motorboat me already Sir David. You really know how to get a Lady <squeee!> going.
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 27, 2024 8:39:28 GMT 10
Guys, this is a little bit awkward for Sir Trumpeter and I, could we maybe go somewhere more private? This is also a sore topic for me, seeing as my own wife doesn’t have much interest in me.
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Mar 27, 2024 10:55:25 GMT 10
It’s okay, Lady Vanessa and I have had our little dalliance, and can regroup later in private.
Do you gentlemen wish to discuss the vote? I fear that I may perhaps have been identified to an extent (not naming names right now) so I am keen to ensure that we vote for the person who is best not to be able to do so?
My gut tells me that Diana is Donkey and I feel she is such a Davy player that she might sus out one of us?
Also really hoping one of you temps isn’t Diana right now but I feel pretty confident that Max/Vanessa you are not her.
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