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Post by Head Righter on Mar 26, 2024 4:48:16 GMT 10
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 26, 2024 9:26:44 GMT 10
[Camera fades in to Herod on his throne in the buff.] *Herod's servant girl speaks* All Hail King Herod The Great! Thank fucking goodness I am not spinning anymore, for your King was quite dizzy. Excuse my nudity one and all of the Vision Set, which looks like some form of nightmare fuel? Is that a ghost behind us?! Are we being haunted?! Perhaps it's the Angel Gabriel, as I'm sure he's returned to haunt us after he was massacred and you were saved, Joseph! Now that you have lived to see another day, will you FINALLY give up the location of the Christ child? I told you before, Maury has taken the appropriate tests and you are 100% not the father, for he is the bastard and son of God, who he conceived in the most heinous way with the woman you love! Having said that, greetings Lady Diana and Lady Annie, 'tis a pleasure to make your acquaintance, may I ask, do either of you have any loyalty to the Lord or his only begotten son? Think carefully before you answer, your lives depend on
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 26, 2024 9:26:55 GMT 10
it.
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 26, 2024 9:44:16 GMT 10
Herod, is that you? I must say, despite our, how do I put it, tense relationship in regards to the management of Jesus, it is fantastic to see you again under these circumstances. Although it could always be made better if you maybe, hid some of your parts away. I really do hope that we do not become haunted by the ghost (Or angel) of Gabriel, like you said Herod. Perhaps we should perform a ritual or prayer to save us from this?
And no, Herod, I will never give up the location of my sweet child. Even if he is not my true son, I will love him as a true son, as all fathers should. Mary will tell you the exact same thing, as well.
Having said this, it is so exciting to meet you both, Lady Diana and Lady Annie. Perhaps you could both look after my Jesus as well?
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 26, 2024 11:22:31 GMT 10
Hello peasants. I must say that I don't even know where to begin with this -- I've disappeared for a long while, and there is a new King, much worse than me of course, doing a terrible job at ruling this ORG.
Jesus can fuck off for all I care! We are an atheist kingdom.
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Post by Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator on Mar 26, 2024 12:23:35 GMT 10
I am in agreement with Kind Dannie, Joseph, I don’t know or care for any Jesus, I don’t even know your God, fools. I only believe in the Old Gods and assume I’ve been banished to the seven hells by them.
And oh dear, another tyrant King? We’ve already had both the Red and Purple weddings here, I wonder what’s your color of death going to be?
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 26, 2024 14:02:18 GMT 10
Dame Diana, if you're into Old Gods, I recommend that you stay away from Cthulhu and other Lovecraftian works. I know you care much about your image, and that realm can be rather problematic...
I share a space with every actor in this thing except for Scrooge, Camille and Wise Man. I'm also the only member of Reception so far. Oh look at me making the awful mistake of passing information to the competition -- King Herod. But whatever King, you're gonna need more than that to defeat me. I've also done the challenge, hopefully I can win to show Herod who's the best king.
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Post by Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator on Mar 27, 2024 0:50:45 GMT 10
I don't recall or know what Obara even is, but your grace, you need not tell me what I should steer clear of. I am a huge fan Lovecraft's work, I think we all are. It's quite apparent that agreeing to play in this bloody game should prove we're all very much into experiencing horrors and hellscapes. Cthulhu is the very least of my worries, dear. I haven't a full list of others I can't speak to yet, I haven't worked that out fully. But I know who I can speak to, but it seems I haven't missed a lot. I assume others will wait for results before speaking too freely? Or perhaps smaller rooms have a better advantage, I don't know. I myself am off to bed now, but I'll be around more in the morning.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 27, 2024 8:33:25 GMT 10
Diana, we do have results now. And I see that Herod is vulnerable. A perfect opportunity to send my army against him! But no... I'll act nice. Herod I guess it's your time to campaign whether you want to be voted in or not.
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 27, 2024 8:36:49 GMT 10
Oh dear, it is a shame to see Herod and Donkey at risk, but if I had to choose it would have to be Herod, as he was the one that threatened to steal my baby and so I cannot forgive him for this. Maybe this way I will not have to ever give up my child’s location.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 8:39:40 GMT 10
I was also one of the three votes you needed to save you. But you forget about that?
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Post by Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator on Mar 27, 2024 10:07:08 GMT 10
Diana, we do have results now. And I see that Herod is vulnerable. A perfect opportunity to send my army against him! But no... I'll act nice. Herod I guess it's your time to campaign whether you want to be voted in or not. I am awake, dear. I see Herod is vulnerable as well, I'm not sure where my vote is headed yet. I'm not as secure on which way to go yet, and this rather juicy drama between the carpenter and the tyrant is amusing. Perhaps we should ask the King, who he's looking to attempt to eliminate before making any decisions. Jonathan as Herod do let us know your feelings, and can we assume you are coming for Joseph of Nazareth with this betrayal we're witnessing? And how do you feel about this, Max as Joseph, does it change anything for you? I've seen many a player repay favours in this game for safety. You're the first who has said "Fuck you" to someone who kept them in the game.
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Post by Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate on Mar 27, 2024 11:18:53 GMT 10
Oh yes, I believe Herod is doing some thinking at the moment, given he didn't answer my question. I was thinking to myself, that being on the bottom could've been advantageous. If you're feeling confident. But I take that, it's too much pressure.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 11:28:09 GMT 10
My fellow, King and Lady Olenna, I must be off for business ventures.. you know the drill, looking to kill the Christ child and such. But yes, I was a big component in trying to save Max, when many others did not give a shit if he survived and in fact appreciated Gabriel more, even his own virgin bride. If Joseph is who I believe he is, I don't understand why he'd be so quick to wish me dead, but perhaps I'm wrong. If you do wish to reveal yourself, Carpenter, I'll do the same and you'll be quite surprised by who I am feel the deep sting of betrayal when I send you to the Critics lounge!!!
I will return in the evening to see if that fool has anything to say!
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 27, 2024 15:57:45 GMT 10
I was also one of the three votes you needed to save you. But you forget about that? I apologise, this was intended as a joke based off our previous PMs. Clearly, it did not come off as a joke and for that I really do apologise. You have my full support tonight, and I have not and will not forget how helpful you were to me last round.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 17:43:47 GMT 10
All hail your King, I've arrived! Ahh, Carpenter, yes indeed that joke went over my head. But I will admit, I was a bit more emotionally charged after seeing that comment. I presume you are someone I care for, so no, Lady Di, I don't necessarily think I'd go for Joseph based on a joke. Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate to answer your question, I do believe I have a few IDs I might be able to hone in on. How are you feeling about the vote itself? Do you feel safe if I'm the one guessing? That's my question for all of you actually. If that's the case, you can vote for me. If you think it's unsafe to vote for me, then you probably shouldn't. But I do need to hear more from you at this point, Annie.
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 27, 2024 19:16:01 GMT 10
All hail your King, I've arrived! Ahh, Carpenter, yes indeed that joke went over my head. But I will admit, I was a bit more emotionally charged after seeing that comment. I presume you are someone I care for, so no, Lady Di, I don't necessarily think I'd go for Joseph based on a joke. Annie as Mrs. Wimblegate to answer your question, I do believe I have a few IDs I might be able to hone in on. How are you feeling about the vote itself? Do you feel safe if I'm the one guessing? That's my question for all of you actually. If that's the case, you can vote for me. If you think it's unsafe to vote for me, then you probably shouldn't. But I do need to hear more from you at this point, Annie. Thank you for your graciousness. It was certainly a poor joke and I don’t blame you for not seeing it as a joke, as I would’ve reacted the same. Like I said, I owe you immensely for your previous help, so I will vote to keep you safe if you would prefer not to be a guesser.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 19:59:05 GMT 10
Max as Joseph, I am more than likely going to be the one voted in by others from what I gather. I need you to confirm who you are to me, so that my actual guess is correct. Are you Prince Richard? If you are, then it will lock in my other guess and they'll die instead. We've got 30 minutes, if you see this soon please reply immediately.
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Post by Max as Joseph on Mar 27, 2024 20:14:43 GMT 10
Max as Joseph , I am more than likely going to be the one voted in by others from what I gather. I need you to confirm who you are to me, so that my actual guess is correct. Are you Prince Richard? If you are, then it will lock in my other guess and they'll die instead. We've got 30 minutes, if you see this soon please reply immediately. Yes, I am Prince Richard. Good luck, you’ve got this, my king.
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Post by Jonathan as Herod on Mar 27, 2024 20:18:13 GMT 10
Alright, thank you. I am not trying to kill you here. If it kills me, so be it. I think I have a correct guess, but if I die here. You go on to do great things, my Prince.
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