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Post by Head Righter on Apr 9, 2024 4:01:22 GMT 10
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Post by Chimera Man on Apr 9, 2024 5:40:12 GMT 10
Oh, was this meant to have started? Hold on...
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Apr 9, 2024 5:42:36 GMT 10
I came into this ORG has a fairly late sign-up, and what appealed to me most and drew me in was the format. I'd had somewhat of a revelation recently that I haven't played an ORG just for the sake of just having fun. I mean, I always have had fun but the focus has been on success. This time I wanted enjoying the ORG to be the prime focus and I felt an ORG with varied formats would give me the opportunity to do so. This was very much why I spent the early part of the game making jokes about a sexual tryst with Skye which turned into a threesome with Izzy but which was an avid failure due to stage fright suffered by my 'leading man' which was then chemically resolved by Trevor. I was looking to entertain but equally I was just having fun with the character and the format. And yet, despite achieving my primary goal of having a fantastic time and so much fun with all of you and the format, I find myself here at the final, one step away from success. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/257ad530bceda897468ac640b105dc69/b28f501aa4c58000-b7/s540x810/6a80082d343657b9f5afe20f061376811ae94844.gif) In my view, I have been a very prominent player in this ORG and I feel that but for the format (and the fact that was immune in one way or another in almost every round), I might not be sitting here. Players like Diana and I went through this game with the target of being tribe captains compared by gif to Boston Rob and Evil Russel. Neither of us shirked away from that and instead embraced it as players that were at the forefront of leading groups and compiling alliances. I feel that in a normal ORG, we would not have made it much past the early merge (although as I said above, for my part I was immune a lot), and in fact, that was the move that my old mate Jon Joe was keen to pull off at the merge round. His plan there was to link up with Margaret and Camille for that vote and the Roberts thereafter to form a strong alliance of the players perhaps more generally perceived to be quieter at that point. He targeted Diana there during the round but, he told me at the Edge that he was equally happy to target me. But he found himself hitting a wall. Now part of that might have been because he spent the entire weekend getting boozed instead of building the necessary bonds with Camile and Margaret to make that move. But even if he had spent the weekend working on them, I feel he still would have had a tough time making the move for three reasons, all of which were key to my success in the game, not just in that round but all others. - I had excellent social connections with almost everyone, no door was ever closed and I could work with anyone.
- I was immune that round (as I was for many rounds) which in some cases resulted from those social connections but also my challenge skills.
- A lot of hard work and a pinch of luck.
On being a social king Using that merge round as an example, and the social capital I had built at that point, I had a locked in ride or die connection with Diana dating all the way back to when I invited her to my lodge and then our time on the Defence. Richard and I did not hit it off immediately (we got on well but it was a bit cagey), but we were brought together by Queen Izzy who I was very tight with back in the Defence and we both mourned her removal from the game, which speaking frankly was probably the most bullshit boot in the whole ORG. Margaret and I bonded in our week in the ocean together as well as the time in my lodge and accordingly, she and I were very close coming into the merge round. Camille, who had just returned, and I were also connected from our time in my lodge. Going back to my lodge, I used that round to set up my post swap position and from the connections there formed a very strong alliance with Izzy, Skye and Diana. At the start of the game, I used our mutual efforts in the Flight Plan to build bonds and form an early alliance with Scrooge and Skye as a power three with Jon Joe and Annie as our group of 5. Even with my Husband Robert here, we were never formally aligned but we had a fantastic working relationship built through our time in the ocean (noting that I held off eating Margaret in the last round so we could both chat more with him) and of course our marriage and then the formation of Herod's Harem (which as an aside was an incredibly fortuitous grouping noting that the Harem consisted of Herod, Wiseman, Donkey and Mary and that the three of us Scrooge, Diana and myself already had a super tight alliance established at that point, so the ability to add my Husband to the mix was just very lucky as he did not know that he was brought in as a fourth to an incredibly strong trio). The core principle here, as I hope you can see, is that I used each and every format to better my social relationships, build individual connections and more so, build alliances which would keep me safe deep into the game. On being an immunity beast So going back to the merge round, could Joe have taken me out, even if he'd taken the weekend to plan it. I don't think so? While I was seen as a big target and a fantastic option for a 'big move', I could not see him being able to make that move given the social capital I had built as it would have required him to flip both Vanessa and Margaret. But even if he could get the numbers, he couldn’t make the move, because I had been removed from the vote. That was the second aspect of my game that led to my success. I ensured that I maximised every chance I had to be immune in each and every round. Normally being immune in an ORG isn't that important where you have the kind of social connections that I had formed in this game. However, in this ever-changing format, every new round seemed to create such a risk of being unfairly dicked out of the game through no fault of your own. Plenty of people with good connections and good games were eliminated unexpectedly. The best examples being Skye, Camille, and Izzy who were very strong and well-connected players when they got booted. The same applies for Margaret who wouldn't have got booted if we knew she was Gabriel or Croc who I think would have survived but for Deer Head being immune and Scrooge being removed from the vote. So, with that in mind, I focused on ensuring I was immune as much as possible. Obviously, that was everyone's goal but I was highly successful in it. In the 13 rounds I played I was immune in rounds 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12 and 13. The only rounds in which I could actually have been eliminated or was up for elimination were rounds 2, 9 and 14. I was never in trouble in round 2. In round 14, I came second in the immunity challenge and won fire-making. In round 9 I was eliminated and I will speak more on that later. There was some luck in some of these and skill in others. And certainly, social connections played a factor in many of these immunities and you often had to rely on people to 'save' you or at least avoid 'taking you out'. However, whether it was by social relationships, challenge skill or luck, it was always my first and foremost goal to ensure I was safe from the vote and I can undoubtably say that I was able to do that better than anyone, having been immune so often. On being a lucky mother fucker, yet a hard worker The final key to this game was luck. I will not deny that being lucky helped in this game. No matter your social connections, if you found yourself in an unlucky spot, you could get knocked out of the game in the blink of an eye. As I said, Izzy was the unluckiest in that regard. But the same applied to everyone in the game at various times. The tribes you ended up on, the little rooms you were put in, the role you got in the fish game etc. A lot of this was based on luck and I won't deny that, at times, I have been lucky. However, I also put myself in a position to maximise my chance of minimising bad luck through my social connection and my efforts in challenges. I worked extremely hard every round of this game to ensure that I could position myself as best as possible for the round. I am not saying that Diana or my Husband did not work hard themselves. Every one of us at the end game put in the work. No one here has been dragged or is a goat. But I just wish to highlight how my hard work resulted in me being here before you today. On Scrooge and Diana I had fantastic working relationships with everyone in the game. Some were better than others, but I worked to ensure that I wanted to be someone who people thought they could work with if they needed to. When it came down to actual alliances though, I had two and they were the most important to my game and my success to this point. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/94aab470bb7253f76fccf1db7b6b64f3/tumblr_opd4d4NkHH1vww08oo9_540.gifv) My first was Scrooge. On Day 2 of round 2 (my round 1), I told him that he was my number 1 and I'd stick with him to the end of the game no matter what. And even though we got separated soon after that, that was a relationship that stuck true. And while we were separated, I made no secret of our relationship. I saved him in the group chain and we worked hand in hand in the fish game, so much so that he later told me a hilarious anecdote about how for the third round I told him that the group of prey were heading to the ocean and that he should go to the Kelp Forest to eat Shawcroft with confirmation that Plate was the Pufferfish. However, at the same time Shawcroft told Scrooge the same information and told him to go to the Coral Reef to eat me. Apparently Shawcroft was none too pleased when the Orca came swimming into the Forest and I understand may have even threatened to throw himself on the pufferfish grenade just to deny Scrooge a meal that round and kill them both. Scrooge ultimately went without eating that round because I couldn't secure his last meal. But we were always in contact in that fish game and we were always close, even when we were apart. Scrooge and I were together and trusted each other hand in hand, every move of this game. He was a fantastic ally and when I posted those pictures of Tony and Sarah in fire-making it wasn't just because of the epic showdown we had. It was also because of the amazing bond that we shared. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d49d448fd3a20288d5ec32ae98147422/73ad180274352fb0-62/s540x810/744c80d79b8b82435a07205a307e252fcf418ad0.gif) When we reached merge and I could finally speak with Scrooge again, I immediately made a group missive with Diana and Richard, who I was working very closely with at that stage, and straight up said, this is my crew. I love you all and we are going to the end. And that group of 4 really did control the merge for the rest of the game until unfortunately Prooge had to fight each other to the death. I would alos note that Margaret and Vanessa were also included in that group based on the work Diana and I put in in the merge round to make a core 6, but unfortunately we unknowingly removed Margaret in the closed ID round and at final 5, Diana and Scrooge preferred to keep my husband over Camille, which was not my preference. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0e63b8021ac0ec8b9c58cf553ab06865/73ad180274352fb0-8d/s540x810/87933517a78aaf4fd2d3693e1d5cbfb079fa1e33.gif) My other close ally was Diana. We met when I invited her to my lodge in round 3. We immediately bonded. Part of it I think was her response to my opening posts in my lodge where I did this whole bit about inviting Skye because of my not-so-secret romance/alliance with her, but that the gaffer had invited the wrong people and when they arrived, I was caught with my pants down which led to the flaccid/small penis saga which I dined out on for the rest of the pre-merge. But the other part was the bond we formed in sharing ideas and mutual love of the way each other played. Also, I probably scored some brownie points when I immediately dobbed on Shawcroft and Trumpet when they schemed to boot out Diana that round. Diana and I worked hand in hand from that point on. We were together for every round of the game from then on and we had absolute trust and commitment to each other. She is an incredible player; I think we all know that. And our alliance was 100% a 50/50 relationship. Any moves we made, we made together and I am happy to acknowledge her in that. On a selfish note, I would also suggest that she was my shield this whole game. I think that I was seen a big player, but she was seen as bigger. And having that shield was always my key fallback in the event I couldn't be immune. Now some of you will suggest, and rightly so, that a shield strategy only works when you get rid of the shield before FTC. But while she may have been seen as the slightly bigger target than me, I always felt confident in taking her on here at the FTC. She is a great communicator, but so am I and I have no fear in going up against the best here. And I wanted the Final 3 to be my core of me, Scrooge and Diana. That was my intended approach going into the final round. Had I won the final immunity, I would have taken Scrooge and put Diana in fire making with Robert. I was secure no matter what going into that round of course. Diana was taking me if she won. Scrooge was taking me if he won. And I obviously had a great score in the recommended tasks. But if I'd managed to squeak out the victory there, we would have seen Diana go in a battle with Robert. The problem is, Robert won immunity. So, the plan went to shit. But the fact of the matter is, I wanted to go to final three with Diana and Scrooge but even though Robert had the same intent with regard to his intended final 3, I feel it was a significant misplay to take Diana and send Scrooge into the challenge. Scrooge's story in this game was one of constant battling. Whether it was where he struggled to find a landing in the prosecution, or his challenges in playing the difficult role of the Orca in the fish game and later his battles to stay alive when often up for elimination such as the ID guessing round or the epic battle he had with Richard in the escape. That has been his story. Sending him into the fire-making with me only gave him a final opportunity to put an exclamation mark on the battler story. As for Diana, similarly to me she has had a strong social game, such that, like me, people have saved her when they shouldn't have. Any once again, Robert's choice here was to save the most socially connected players in the game and show her influence. In my view Diana should have battled and Scrooge should have been taken, but my husband is entitled to his decisions. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/43812ddb576279f1cd4c367c22f37934/c40699181c4b7b78-31/s540x810/cf00aa44c122c8413170a4e1553cd1a16f082e5b.gif) And going back to Robert winning immunity and fucking up the plan, the fact is, we should have taken out my husband at the final 5. Camile, I am not sure why you thought I was not being genuine with you on your boot. I know that you were working up Scrooge and Trumpet to take out one of me or Diana, with a preference for Diana. My plan was always to take out Trumpet. I only had a working relationship with him and I knew we was excellent at the challenges. I felt he was the only one that could beat me in the final challenge and I wanted him gone for that reason alone as that would permit me to ensure I was able to achieve the final 3 that I desired. I pushed this with Scrooge and Diana but they wouldn't budge. Scrooge was convinced that Camille would win the whole damn game in she was at the end and Diana was annoyed Camille were targeting her and felt that she didn't deserve to be in the F3 over Robert. Diana even postulated that Camille had made up the whole Joe plan to boot Diana/Me back in the merge round, and I had to cool her down by telling her the truth, that Joe had confirmed that to me as a legitimate plan while at the Edge of Redemption and he had no reason to lie there. Sadly, despite my best efforts, the damage was done and I could not move the vote. Yes, I could have saved you Camille with the immunity but then I would have gone because I was getting the second least votes because everyone knew I had immunity and wanted to save their poem lines for the recommended part of the round. I also could have targeted Diana with you, but I was not going to take out one of my best allies who was also an excellent shield and go into a final 3 with Camile, Scrooge and Trumpet, because at that time we had no idea that it was fire-making, and in the event, there was another boot, I am pretty sure both of Camile and Robert would look to boot me, in that scenario, at final 4. I think I was pretty open to you, Camille about my reluctant to vote Diana there and the reasons for it, no not sure why you thought I was being disingenuous and I look forward to speaking more about it over this FTC. Mistakes? I made a few (actually a couple) I think that it is appropriate I address both the good and poorer parts of my game as I embrace all of it. On relationships, I'd say the only person I didn’t get to build amazing bonds with who is here in the Critics Corner was Annie and that was because we literally couldn't chat in PM or even a small forum for almost the entire game. It is kind of funny though because in the early rounds at OG Suchet, I actually didn't have the best vibes from Annie, but I could tell that her and Skye were close and I wanted Skye to feel good about our group and me, so I just told Skye I loved Annie which Skye then reported back to Annie and suddenly we had a fantastic relationship where she was comfortable pushing a Smythe vote on me. I really strongly preferred for Plate to go that first round legitimately because of his attitude in the challenge, but Annie was dead-set against it and Smythe didn’t mean enough to me to push for him to stay. Given this strong beginning to our relationship, had we a chance to properly PM I think that Annie and I could have built something really strong in the same way that she and Scrooge built a good bond on the prosecution, but due to the format it was not to be. As for mistakes, I made in my view, two of note and I'd like to address them. David Suchet can suck my soapy ceramic plate dick
The first was ignoring Plate in round 3 when he asked about the plan for the round. Now obviously, this was a mistake in the sense that it damaged a relationship and perhaps made it harder for me to work with him. But still if I hadn't of done it, we all wouldn't have got to see the phrase 'David Suchet can suck my soapy ceramic plate dick' which is by far the best fucking phrase said in this entire game and if it not the episode title of that round you've got rocks in your head HR. I learned from this mistake right there and then, in that I realised that in this format I needed to be as upfront as possible and be honest. I believe that is what Annie did that round with Plate and their bond got stronger and stronger from there. So, I reassessed how I approached the people that I wasn't as close with and sought to ensure an honest approach where possible. Given there was not a risk of idols or other advantages for most of the game, there was no reason to snow people and I figured it was best to just be honest. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/040e6c7855c940fad6e29340b32f472d/tumblr_opd4d4NkHH1vww08oo7_540.gif) And still even with Plate and the great dragathlon, despite everything you might have heard, he wasn't even going to drag me in the end (if he could have dragged from the 'safe' fish). I spent a long time working up a bond, starting a fresh relationship with him as soon as the fish game ended and he eventually told me that the drag Suchet discussion was a ruse and he wanted to something more shocking. I think this was 80% him wanting to make a move and 20% on the effort I put into the relationship there. I know Plate isn't with the critics but Scrooge knows about this and I believe Plate filled in Annie about it as well if you want to fact check. For most of that round any 'fear' you heard from David Suchet as to the risk of being dragged was me playing along with Plate's plan. I was not at risk and I knew it quite soon into that boot phase. As for who Plate was going to drag if he could drag anyone and it wasn't me? Well, I told people close to me that he never told me. But he did tell me, and it was Diana. Did I feel horrible that it was me or her? Yes. Did I fight Plate on that plan? I did not. After all, as I think we all learned in this unpredictable and unlucky game, more so than any other format, in this game you always had to look out for number 1, first and foremost. And I think everyone did that from time to time. Even on that round when I asked Scrooge to see if he could get Diana to move the vote off Plate so as to keep me safe (obviously before Plate had confirmed with me that he was not dragging me), Diana came back to him with a hard no. She later told me that she was certain that I was safe and couldn't be dragged. But could any of us be actually certain in this crazy game about anything? No, I don’t believe so. Especially when the HR was being intentionally vague. But still I did not hold a grudge against Diana for not moving the vote of Plate even if was at risk because doing so might have put her at risk and as I said we all had to look out for ourselves first and foremost. The erotic adventures of Wise Man
And looking out for myself is what I thought I was doing when I gave myself the most time to complete the rotation challenge, which I promptly failed by 8 seconds and was booted from the game. Leading here to my second mistake. Getting booted. I can't defend that. I got booted. But I was booted for my own 8 second mistake in a challenge where the HR told us we'd have heaps of time in first spot, and ultimately the challenge was pure luck and on that day I wasn't lucky. I was not voted out. I did not finish last on a chain. I wasn't even dragged. I just failed a luck-based challenge by 8 seconds. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/79ce697f6a95bb7b7830edc77c52ff6f/73ad180274352fb0-d5/s540x810/92954b0535fb87264dee2802a696809a5fadef12.gifv) But getting back in the game had nothing to do with luck. Getting back in was all social and that is where my game thrived once again. First, I had the support of Max the Croc. Max and I had a wonderful relationship going back to his room in round 3 which was essentially just me, him and Scrooge (because Tootles posted the one standard turtle video and fucked off as usual). Again, he was a player that was on the other side for all the premerge and the merge round where he was sadly voted off, but he and I were close the whole game. He saved me in the chain, let me eat him in the fish game and I felt we had a great connection. And here he continued to be a great support in the battle back round. As was Deer Head who I only just got to properly meet at that point. Both of them were happy for me to come back in the game, so I was a bit lucky there but in the case of Max I feel our social connection played a part. And of course, I then applied my social skills in winning immunity as the Wise Man to ensure my return. I worked really hard on that that weekend and it paid off with another immunity victory. And I think this speaks to my social game in that I could take on an entirely new character/persona which most people did not identify as Suchet and manage to form an alliance and get enough votes to be immune. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4a291bd4a667c94f5fb3b669f1c4bd89/c93b22c748b4a83f-11/s540x810/fd087322a209d5c685303a05a8219457ec206cc6.gif) However, I would like to acknowledge that both Max and Deer Head were fantastic allies in this round. Not just in saying I could return to the game, but being a sounding board for ideas for how we played the Wise Man and who we voted for holiness etc. I may have sent almost all of the missives (although I did love jumping in and seeing the one Max had written to Herod not only being the only time in the entire game, he posted in words but doing an amazing job of building on my overt sexting telling Herod to 'just fucking motorboat me already', and Deer Head sent a couple that were fantastic for the building of relationships in that round as well. I don't even know why they were helping with the missives even if it was just a couple of them, if they didn't want to return to the game, but I think it just speaks to how fantastic they both are as people. ![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c422e169423e15541fd39e746d7ea16b/tumblr_om3hwwnxSf1vww08oo3_400.gif) Speaking of 'fantastic' people, immunity was won, and my old mate Joe shows up with the ultimate troll ride whereby, after once again a relaxing weekend away, he decides he wants back in the game and starts posting away in our mutual thread (for those unaware, the return condition required the Wise Man not be voted out and if achieved, the returnee would be the person who posted the second most amount in our thread). Joe was actually quite funny and I can laugh about it in hindsight only because I actually got back in, but I can say that at the time I was honestly very annoyed at Joe, but I think he knows that and enjoyed it. I'll also admit Joe had some funny trolling bits at this moment referencing a revenge plot on OG Suchet because Skye ruined the make up a song challenge in round 2 and also how he was doing it for Mick the Muscle whose apparent dying wish was that Joe win this whole game. I don't actually know if Joe was trying to get back in the game, because there were times, he could have posted into second (like when Deer Head posted around 2 am my time) and ultimately Joe posted his way into first, thus leaving me in a clear second. But if Joe's goal was to troll me and keep me awake until 5 am my time, then he succeeded and succeeded well. Whatever Joe's reason, I am glad he did it. After that round I was determined as ever to win this game. I fought and worked so hard to get back in that weekend, no sleep, sexting all weekend with everyone, that after that I was not going to go down easy and certainly not by a dumb 8 second mistake. On the end And that's what I did. From there I played to win. I still was focused on having fun but I from that point on I was also focused on winning. I was immune in one way or another every round from then on until the fire-making and a lot of those challenges were more traditional ORG style changes which required skill. And now I sit before you hoping to win one more time. I want to be an open book here so ask me any questions you wish. I will be entirely honest as I have tried to be for the majority of this game. I will also try and have fun with this FTC and your questions because that has been my approach for these last 6 weeks. I will not pretend that I know what a lot of you want to read in order to award your vote. It may be that many of you have made your mind up. Diana is an incredible player. And my Husband is no slouch. They are both worthy of votes but I strongly believe that I am most worthy as this game required social connections, hard work, challenge skill and a bit of luck and I managed to bottle all four and making a portion of success. The funny thing about ORGs is that we are all so highly focused on the game for a month or so and then the game is often forgotten. I will be happy so long as I am remembered by you when you look back on this ORG has someone who had fun and made it fun. But also, as happy as I would be to be remembered, I will be much happier if I won.
Thank you all for a great game. You were all amazing.
I was just slightly more amazing and, on that basis, I deserve your vote and to win The ORG Goes Wrong.
Much love.
Sir David Suchet (aka the Wiseman) (aka Limpy)
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Post by Head Righter on Apr 9, 2024 5:46:49 GMT 10
That, Suchet, was actually very good! Well done.
(Remember, it can damage an Actor's morale if you tell them how bad they really are.)
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Post by Robert as Irrelevant Trumpeter on Apr 9, 2024 5:47:42 GMT 10
![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381313.gif) Welcome Critics, one and all, I have arrived. I feel I have lived this moment many times before, and wrote this draft many times. [Trumpeter smiles at the audience who is distinctly lacking in appreciation] Ah, hold on, I have just the thing! ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381316.gif) Ah yes, thank you, thank you. You can never reuse a gif effect too many times, I must say! [Wait, where is the speech?] Ah, hold on, we'll restart, I'll be right back! ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381313.gif) Welcome Critics, one and all, I have arrived. I feel I have lived this moment many times before, and wrote this draft many times. [Trumpeter smiles at the audience who is still distinctly lacking in appreciation] Ah, hold on, I have just the thing! ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381316.gif) Ah yes, thank you, thank you. You can never reuse a gif effect too many times, I must say! Now, this game has been a wild ride. Not only going longer than I think any of us was truly expecting going in (though I do seem to recall reading somewhere a schedule of 5 weeks). But none of us could claim to have expected any of the formats that occurred, indeed whenever I did try and predict upcoming formats, the game would twist itself in even more convoluted ways. But if there ever was one thing that WAS certain, it was that the game would be uncertain. Some of you may think that it means that that from this you can predict the game. ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-the-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-mischief-theatre-gif-25664930.gif) This format was a weird and wonderful way to experience ORGs before any META or game knowledge could come into it. Hell, until we even got the post explaining how the final vote would work, I don't think any of us could even be sure that it WAS going to be a semi-regular survivor vote, even if it is preferential voting. I up until reading that message still had a suspicion that the entire cast, not just the Critics, would be casting a vote in the FTC. [Trumpeter smirks] So does the three of us being here mean we mastered this new and unknown form of "survivor" and played it better than everyone else? Well maybe, maybe not. But it did work out for us. And I'll now be attempting to explain why I believe I performed the best in this game, by giving myself and my allies the best chance of success I could. I don't think I played this game perfect, there were definitely moments where I regretted my actions, but in the end I feel like I played a great game, and I hope to convince you all of that. Wait, what? I need more in an opening speech? Well, there is definitely more planned! Definitely. ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381307.gif) I have summarized my thoughts and plays for each round below. This has been A LOT LONGER THAN INTENDED. Please take this as a warning to NOT READ IT ALL UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE OTHER JUROR'S SPEECHES. Even then you don't need to read it all. Just read the episodes you are interested in. Or none of them. Or all of them. It is up to you but don't blame me if they are too long when I have given you this clear warning. Round by Round RecapRound 1 - The Goes Wrong ORG V2I just made the world's best reference to the Scrooge/Robert interaction and if Scrooge hasn't got this because he hasn't watched his own episode he has missed out on a chance for the best ally he could've gotten if he went along with this...
We begin with Round 1. Of which I am the only surviving member to have been there for it. Which is utterly hilarious that in this ORG, an 100% get to the finale strategy was to just miss the first round. Either way, the first round was an opportunity to meet with other members of the cast and build up some existing relationships. Or not. I was in a tribe with Scrooge, Mick, Toodles, Croco, Skye and Lucy. As it turns out, the only three members of this group destined to make the Critic's stage were myself, Scrooge and Croco. I took the time to message everyone I could, and here was my main takeaways in that round. Croco's immediate shtick put him in an interesting position. My immediate thought was that he wouldn't be well liked for it, as it was very hard to communicate and form a bond. But I immediately had to revise my opinion when he was by far the most active member of the cast there and we built up a large quantity of messages, which while weren't saying anything important, built up a lot of likes and dislikes. As the game progressed, Croco would be able to strategize and bond within the shtick, but for now I was keen to work with him in what I assumed to be our tribe for the next few rounds... And allowed an early use of this gif I never thought would be used: ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-gif-19704072.gif) Scrooge was the most controversial character for me to work with. Having seen the cast list, I was immediately happy Scrooge was in the game. I had recently seen his episode and thought I could get a nice healthy enemies to lovers arc, or similar. So I posted as such in our thread talking about how I had done some kind of action to take him out and now he is totally incapacitated. And his response was lack luster in the fact that I couldn't figure out whether he even got the main reference in his episode. Regardless I was not keen on working with him. But then we build up our communications throughout the round, and by the end of the round I was already keen to work with him. And then we got separated. But this round would still prove important for future rounds. Mick, Toodles and Skye were all a bit uninspiring to say the least. Skye was obviously more interested in the more romanticizing aspect of her identity, which didn't mesh too well with how I was wanting to play. Mick and Toodles just weren't really active. Surprising I was ranking Lucy higher than all three of them before "she" quit. ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-gif-18782591.gif) Round 2 - The Pilot (Not The Pilot) I do always love the start of an ORG. Before the stress. Before the inevitable commitment to everyone I've made a deal with.
This was the first round which, to me, indicated that this ORG would be so much different from the standard run of things. I still hadn't worked out how different the format was, but this was what showed me that twists would occur all the time. The challenge was about what was expected after the hilarious challenge 1. Either way, this did allow for the recognition of the new tribe which consisted of the following members, most of who managed to go quite far in this game: Deer Head, Diana, John/Smee, Shawcroft, Croco and Margaret.
I could already tell that this was a different kettle of fish from my first grouping. All members were quite active either on the board or in the PMs. Except for John/Smee who was neither. It did make sense that he was a universal 7-0 vote in that first round. But this round did prove to be bad for Shawcroft, who was unable to devote the time to PMs and ended up spending that time working on the challenge, which, as it turned out, had no effect on tribe immunity.
I however, had been out building connections. Deer Head and Diana both were telling me how they liked me and the other, and it was seeming likely that we could form a group of three and perhaps control the next few votes. However I was at a loss to who I would see go next, because my few PMs with Shawcroft were already sitting him super high in my trust ranking and I found him hilarious. Margaret was actually the first person I started talking strategy to and I trusted her as well. And Croco was of course my connection from Round 1.
The main problem I had was that everyone I wanted to work with didn't want to work with each other yet. Shawcroft and Margaret hadn't communicated much, and Croco was saying how he preferred Deer Head and Diana. So I while I was sure I was in a safe position, my instinct was to try and save those I trusted the most.
Which leads us into the episode which was undoubtedly my weakest. And for good reason. It is time for:
Round 3 - The LodgeThis is my bridge and I've already jumped
Well this was the episode that convinced me finally that this game was not going to be anything I could predict at all. And while this round was an absolute clusterfuck for me, and came very close to ruining every chance I had in this game, I can't deny that without everything that happened in this episode, I would not be standing where I am today. This was without doubt the most deciding episode in the game for me. Both with the good, and the bad, and the ugly. MUAHAHAHA ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-gif-19703982.gif) Lets start with the good. As soon as the twist was revealed to be rooms, and I had a choice about who I could make a room with, I immediately wanted to reconnect with Scrooge. Scrooge and Croco were the only people in round 1 I was close to and I was keen to get the ability to talk to Scrooge again. And I wanted a more intimate connection with him so I aimed to make the smallest group chat I could. I tossed around a couple of options before realizing that a room of Chris' and Robert's was exactly the minimum amount needed and that it would work perfectly for me. Shawcroft however was never allowed in that room, so we had a nice cozy 3 person room with myself, Scrooge and Richard. Out of all the rooms I was in, this was the only one in which anything serious really got discussed. I confessed to being scared of Diana and Deer Head being close and that I liked Shawcroft, who would be the assumed vote. I then formulated a plan to try and get Diana eliminated instead. This was not particularly well thought out and was based on me mis-interpreting a message sent by Croco which I mistakenly assumed was Croco being willing to target Diana. Either way I got in way over my head trying to organize a coup on Diana essentially out in public and of course Diana was told by many people who had no loyalty to me. In the end Shawcroft ended up going, but the way in which he went had three main specifics which saved my game. 1. Shawcroft said in the tribe chat that going after Diana was all his idea (not mine at all) and I was just doing as told, but was going to vote for Shawcroft anyway. 2. Diana used exemption on me which meant my vote (for Diana) was never revealed and I could stick to Shawcroft's story without being further incriminated. 3. In one of the reports to Diana, it was not properly specified which "Robert" was going around organizing a vote on Diana (or potentially a report from a room I was not in about Shawcroft) which helped convince Diana that it was Shawcroft's idea. In the end, the only people who were sure that I was the one that wanted a move made on specifically Diana were Scrooge and Richard, who shared that room with me. Now this round was significant for a lot of reasons. I'll list them in the good ol' GOOD/BAD/UGLY terminology. BAD - Diana knows I was involved in trying to target her and I was not able to communicate with her at all. BAD - Scrooge and Richard both hold information that could be damaging if they gave it to Diana GOOD - Shawcroft was willing to throw himself in a hole to save me. GOOD - Shawcroft has a possibility of getting back in the game GOOD - Scrooge and I made a great connection in that round and also got closer to Richard GOOD - Not as noticeable to me at the time, but Wimblegate took Shawcroft and I's side then and it helped us in a later round. UGLY - Everyone saw my (failed) attempt to try and make a coup on Diana UGLY - If it wasn't for Shawcroft and a bunch of things going right, I would've been outed a lot more that round. Round 4 - A Trial to WatchWhen you make a bunch of statements you expect to be lies and then end up fulfilling them all mostly.
The swapped tribe at this point in the game was so necessary. And while the teams didn't look great at that point in time, it turned out that the opportunities it allowed was very good for my game. The most notable aspect of this tribe was that the only shared member from Team Rigg was Diana... Who at this point I had just tried and failed to make a coup against. ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-gif-18782429.gif) As such I focused on expanding my relationship with Richard and working on getting on everyone's good side. With this round being the round of small voting rooms, I was worried about being put in a room of 3 where I was the least liked. Through this I ended up getting along well with Isobel though Richard and tried to build trust there so I would survive should I be put in a room with exactly one of them. Throughout this round I started building up a relationship with Joe, but I was getting good conversation with Suchet, Skye and Trevor as well. I was relatively confident that if I was in a room with Richard, Isobel or Joe I would be safe. And then Diana finished her weekend hiatus and came back. And her message to me gave me no doubt that she was still more than willing to work with me. I debated about how much I should tell her about the previous round, she seemed more than happy to leave it in the past, but also not telling her about my full involvement meant that Richard or Scrooge could one day use that against me. I resolved to tell her next round, just so it didn't look like I was trying to get her to just give me the immunity she had. This opportunity never came. I was put in a room with Joe, Margaret and Mick. Which was great, Margaret and I had been great allies back in round 2, and Joe had made such an impression on me that he had easily received my 8 votes in the previous round. So right away I knew that Mick would have to be the target I wanted gone. I wrote quickly stating my reasons for not voting for Margaret or Joe, and that I would be voting for Mick and then suggested to Joe and Margaret that they should both trust me and each other. It worked and I am fairly sure our room was easily the first one to decide on our vote. I got closer to Joe and Margaret and I knew I had allies moving further into the game. And Mick ended up leaving which was great since I still had nothing with him/her and they now had reason to see my gone from the game. The main other notable point was Trevor leaving in the Richard/Trevor/Diana room. I knew how close Richard and Trevor were and was already mourning the loss of Diana when I saw the result that Trevor left instead. My immediate thought at the time was that Diana had traded Isobel's safety for her own. I think in the end it was Trevor's own writing that persuaded Richard to side with Diana, but as I imagine you'll see in Diana's writeup, that was an amazing move by her which kept her in the game which suited me perfectly. Round 5 - Summer Once AgainThe Everything Goes Right Round It was the day of the voting chains, and this round could not have gone better with a result. Lets review everything that happened this round.
Biggest Win: Shawcroft is back! We are reunited and were able to exchange a few PMs but my best ally that departed has returned and I am in a better position than ever.
WIN: Joe is immune (and thats important) and he instantly gives me safety. Allows the next step to happen, saves me, and secures our trust in one another.
WIN: I give Diana immunity and do it pretty quick. I think it is fairly obvious I have her back now. Just in case she had leftover doubt from Round 3.
WIN: Diana is vents to me about Trevor and her room and while I can't respond, the fact she is venting to me means that I am her ally for sure. Very good.
WIN: Joe (my other ally) isn't certain Diana likes me which is good for me. We didn't want to be seen as a tight duo, but if we keep saying we want to work with each other, this doubt will make it seem "easier" to pull us apart later. This is the difference from the relationship Shawcroft and I have which will inevitably result in pain at some point in the future.
WIN: Skye becomes vulnerable on our tribe which is the #1 person I would've chosen to be there.
LOSS: The joint tribe one has some unlucky rolls depriving Scrooge of potentially giving it to me and I don't have allies on the other tribe apart from him. A horrifying final 3 of Margaret/Shawcroft/Trumpeter is formed where one of us becomes vulnerable. Margaret became vulnerable which was probably the best there for me unfortunately at the time. I think either her or Shawcroft would've given it to me, so I was fairly safe, but I was worried for the other two. And I didn't end up having to make the decision of who to take between them which meant neither had reason to dislike me.
WIN: Margaret survives, this was incredible and Skye and Camille are both gone, both of who I had little connections with at the time.
WIN: The next round was shown to be a cool roleplaying game that I could enjoy for almost an entire week and take a break from Survivor entirely.
Round 6 - The Blue PlanetI trust Scrooge, though I do think that if he had no choice he would eat me...This round started with the defense "teaming" to try and help each other survive the round. I personally was a fan of quite a few of the Defense, but my loyalties definitely were not trying to make the Defense stick together forever. I had Scrooge and Margaret on the other side who I cared for and wanted to save if at all possible. This format was interesting, the meetup at Coral started with Margaret and Suchet (who were the Shark combo) as well as myself as the Coral bit of team Seas and Diana who was the Kelp bit of team Seas. Deer Head was there as the Turtle, having copied Margaret as the Shark helper. Suchet immediately ate Deer Head to give us a semi private room of Defense members + Margaret. Since Margaret seemed to be doing fine working with us, I was keen for us to all work together, and then I just had to hope Scrooge survived. Soon information came over that there was a massive party at kelp with Scrooge as Orca, Shawcroft/Plate as Octo/Pufferfish, Joe as the Island Team Seas, Wimblegate as Eel. Missives were exchanged and it was worked out that Richard (Ocean of Team Seas) was at Ocean with Croco as the counterpart to Orca. And Isobel as Polar Bear was all alone at Island. This meant that Orca had to return to the Seas next round, and nobody else had to, essentially meaning the Orca would die there alone. Since this was Scrooge, it seemed unfortunate for this to happen, but also I couldn't save him without sacrificing myself. Joe would have to return to the Island where I expected Isobel to wait and eat him... ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-the-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-mischief-theatre-gif-25664932.gif) He did end up being fine. Isobel sacrificed herself to Scrooge to keep him alive for another round. Team Seas agreed to meet at the Ocean at Round 3, which kept us all safe, and instead of eating someone when he would die anyway, Scrooge made the decision to stay his hand and leave more people alive. This left options of only 4 people to vote for: Plate, Isobel, Scrooge and Croco. And there was the twist where the loser would be able to take someone with them. Obvious to me was that Plate would be the likely vote and while I liked him, there was no reason for me to try and save him when I had good relations with Isobel, Scrooge and Croco. Suchet however was understandably nervous that Plate would take him down and tried to get votes on the Croc. Most people did not appreciate him trying to save his own skin when it just meant someone else would go, and the vote stayed on Croco. However Plate was only able to choose someone from the losers to take with him and he chose Isobel, after my urging to choose someone from the defense since I spilled the idea of the defense alliance, in the hope that he took either Suchet or Isobel depending on who he was allowed to pick. Whether my urging was the reason he chose Isobel, I do not know, but despite it being in my best interests, I do think she was severely robbed in this game. And that took us to the merge! Round 7 - Peter Pan Goes WrongI will do my best to allay those fears next round when we can hopefully do longer PMs (watch there be no PMs next round)
Spoiler alert: We could indeed, not PM next round. Or the round after. Or the round after. Or the round after. This round was the merge! Or also known as a tribe swap past the Critic stage. I was in a side with Scrooge, Shawcroft, Croco, Wimblegate and Deer Head. My first thought upon seeing the grouping was one of immense relief. I was good friends with all of Scrooge, Shawcroft and Croco and there were two easy votes for us. As long as they didn't both team together to take us out and win BOTH item immunities, then we were safe. To this end, I immediately proposed the possibility of the four of us working together as well as reuniting with Scrooge and Croco. We quickly formed a group chat with the four of us to make sure one of the other two was voted out. And was the round that simple? ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-mischief-theatre-cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-robert-groves-henry-lewis-gif-25664910.gif) In the time that the round took, Wimblegate started stepping up in myself, Scrooge's and Shawcrofts PMs. As a staunch player with not much previous allyship, she was in desperate need of allies and was a perfect person to work with. And as our opinion of Wimblegate grew, our opinion of Deer Head's grew worse. Wimblegate was keen to vote for Croco, but we persuaded her that Deer Head was less of an ally to us. Scrooge himself was getting frustrated at Deer Head, and both Shawcroft and I were certain he was wanting to target us. This was the beginning of a four person group chat with Wimblegate, Scrooge, Shawcroft and I. Which sat Scrooge, Shawcroft and I solidly in the middle of the tribe. With Deer Head to be the easy elimination. And then Deer Head won immunity. ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-gif-18782429.gif) This put Scrooge, Shawcroft and I in an uncomfortable, if safe, position. Croc was wanting to target Wimbles, Wimbles was wanting to target Croco and we just needed to decide which of the two was less use to us. All of us had more lasting relationships with Croco, but Wimblegate was a more obvious ally where we knew what she was thinking. In the end we decided to side with Wimblegate, but this was the first of three times I actively was involved in removing one of my allies. The others being Camille and Scrooge in the final two rounds where almost only allies remained. Round 8 - Harper's LocketThe game can go in so many different directions right now.This was an unusual round for me. Being paired with Suchet was interesting as we were both amiable, but I think we both knew we had more important allies to take care of. Indeed this opinion persisted all the way until the end of the game, where at F4 we both just honestly told each other there was no chance we would be saving the other if we won immunity. As such, we did want to get immunity this round as neither of us were sure if we'd survive if we weren't immune. As it turns out, we would've both been safe anyway, but it was nice to be immune. As soon as the format of the PM system this round was shown, I instantly recreated the room I attempted to make back in Round 3, namely Robert v Chris II. This time I included Shawcroft. This chat was extremely active in the first few days of the round and we planned to take out Deer Head, who we knew there was popular movement against. I pushed hard for Deer Head to be taken out this round as I knew there was talk about taking out Diana in the previous round, and if everyone was focused on Deer Head, then Diana was safe as she shared a room with him. Given how much of a move I was making against Deer Head, I did not wish for the disaster of Round 3 to happen again, so in the chat with Diana and Suchet I immediately stated that my goal for this round was to take out Deer Head, and that her room was likely to be one of the two to be divorced. ![](https://tenor.com/view/the-goes-wrong-show-mischief-theatre-cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-robert-groves-henry-lewis-gif-25664913.gif) She was immediately keen on this idea, being none to close with Deer Head. Wanting to keep Shawcroft alive as well, I wasn't sure if he would survive if he room was chosen, so I went along with the Chris' proposed plan of making Margaret/Wimblegate's room vulnerable. I was getting to the point in the game where I was only having allies left. Margaret was of course an early ally who had proved herself to me in Round 4, but who I hadn't been able to speak to since Round 2. Wimblegate was more recently inclined to work with Scrooge and I and I considered her another excellent relation to want to keep around. But the issue I found was that I seemed to be the only one wanting to work with either of them, I'd never had confirmation from anyone else to me about forming anything other than a pair with them. As such I much wanted to keep the 4 person room of Robert+Chris around guaranteed. As it turns out, this amount of planning by us was never needed. Shawcroft failed to return and I had to start covering my bases for his departure and confirmed in group chats with the other ladies that Deer Head and Shawcroft were to be the two gone. And it still felt like betrayal, a feeling only relieved when it was confirmed that Shawcroft had not been able to commit to remaining in the game. Round 9 - 90 DegreesIf I get position 7 because some people don't understand its only the highest position person who fails that is eliminated, I am going to be overjoyed.
This was a relaxing round. With no PMs and only a vague group chat to keep track of, this was like the safety chain, but a predictive exercise. I was fairly confident in my ability to do the challenge by posting quickly and losing little time. I even practiced in my confessional to try and hone any skill I had. As such, I was confident I could survive if I was early in the challenge. However as the early slots came and went, I ended up not wanting to go around position 6. It was late enough that I could lose to low luck, but not so late that it was very likely someone would fail before me. My main strategy this round was just suggesting a player order based on where people didn't want to go, as some players were keen to not go near the end, unlike Margaret and I who understood the safety it offered. I ended up getting the position 7 I desired. My reaction was smug. ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-mischief-theatre-goes-wrong-show-robert-groves-gif-25381320.gif) As such I was fairly confident I would not need to pass the challenge. I ended up almost doing so however! I failed by 5 seconds, 5 seconds I could've saved by not doing the guilty challenge. Either way, Suchet failed in first place, so all my plays to try and end up with as safe a position as possible were all for naught. (The irony was that if I got the position 6 that I didn't desire I would've been safer as I would've passed the challenge) Round 10 - The NativityYou know what that means... Lie vigorously to my friends! This round I was playing as Mary, and I just let loose the stops. I was vulgar, I was rude, but more importantly I didn't stop the activity which I spend this entire ORG doing, which was forming relationships. When I began this round, my goal was to become an influencer, and through that achieve safety. But it soon became obvious that there were 5 main active members, being myself, Herod, Wise Man, Donkey and Innkeeper. As such my personal safety was pretty well in play, I was getting along well with Wise Man and Donkey, and had ID'd Herod as Diana so I knew I wanted to keep her safe as well. At this point I also strongly suspected Donkey was Scrooge. As such I suggested a voting block of the four of us, where we would make the other four vulnerable. It was widely speculated that this round would not be a single boot, and I was determined that if the disaster situation of Blue Planet happened again, that I would be safe for it, as well as Diana and Chris.
In the end, the round was uneventful in that regards. With a single person being voted, and Innkeeper being active enough that they were never in danger, I was keen to get the round over. However this is where all of our interests differed. I myself was getting little communication from Joseph, while I was actually getting a lot from Gabriel. As such, my preference was always going to be to save Gabriel. Herod and Wise Man however both campaigned hard to save Joseph. I knew that the logical approach was to go with the flow and vote for Joseph like I was supposed to, but I couldn't bring myself to sentence Gabriel to a death by no votes when he was obviously trying so much harder. Indeed it almost worked, as Donkey was almost at the point where she would save Gabriel as well (which would've kept him alive that round). We discussed it together for a long time, but in the end, Donkey decided against it, as it would mean going behind Herod and Wise Man's backs when we had formed an alliance hoping to go through the rest of the game unscathed. And we weren't sure Gabriel would survive anyway, we predicted Joseph to get the Sponsor vote, not Gabriel.
The final point, was that even if we had saved Gabriel, I find it unlikely that either of us would've parted from where we were sitting, and Margaret would've ended up in Richard or Camille's position. Though of course it wasn't guaranteed. If I'd have known for sure Gabriel was Margaret, I might have campaigned more, but I was not sure. I didn't even end up getting Gabriel right in my predictions.
Round 11 - A Christmas Carol Goes WrongWho is this "Mary" and what is she doing in my confessional? This round started off the slowest. Many people realized (or were busy) that being inactive increased their chances of not being identified. I myself, just split my activity evenly between Mary and Trumpeter by half so neither had much overlap over the other.
When the results of the announcement were released (well at least when I woke up to see them), I was pretty sure it was Chris and Diana in trouble, and was sure if I revealed to them I would be safe. I was actually already beaten to that by Suchet/Wise Man, but I still let them know that I was Trumpeter/Mary in exchange for diplomatic immunity. This round I expected for Richard/Joseph to be removed from the game, however Wimblegate made a plea in a room with Scrooge and both copies of myself to try and not have Diana elected. After I ID'd myself there and Scrooge ID'd himself there, we had a reunion of our alliance back in Round 7. Scrooge convinced her (for what I presume was partly safety reasons) that she wasn't in danger, and since Diana had told me she was going to target Joseph I didn't see any danger for her either. Regardless, what resulted was a long commentary to each other and I was excited to have confirmation of another alliance with Scrooge and I. Neither of us betrayed you to Diana, even though you told us your ID. Up until an hour before you were voted out Diana was targetting Joseph/Richard. However at the final moments, Richard sold his ID confirmation for safety and Diana made her play to keep Richard around instead of you, which while understandable still came as a massive shock to me. If I could've predicted what would have happened, I would've campaigned so much stronger for Scrooge to be elected instead. Though I still don't know who Scrooge would've sided with there.
Round 12 - There Is No EscapeMake a Spreadsheet EpisodeThis was my favorite episode by far. Not for the people interactions, but because I gamed hard to discover the DNA of the drinks and win and I achieved that outcome very very quickly. ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-goes-wrong-show-mischief-theatre-robert-groves-acting-master-class-gif-25381295.gif) Once I discovered the full set of drinks and what they would make, I sent this instantly to Diana and Scrooge, and I wanted them both to get through safely. I planned to send it to Suchet a round later, when it was much less useful but to show solidarity for Herod's Harem alliance. While doing this I made my claims of going for Guard 2 and 3, reasoning that there would be less stiff competition if people knew I was going heavily for them. When I did some testing to determine a drink giving strategy, I found that focusing on 2 or 3 Guards performed better than focusing on 1 or 4 guards. So I went heavily into Guards 2 and 3 and put a fewer amount on Guard 4. However I did get slightly over cocky, and saved quite a few of my drinks at the end for the Highly Recommended task. This was probably a mistake, as with Scrooge being awake for the last round, I might have come 5th, but either way, I had put myself in a good spot for the Highly Recommended task. As for the immunity task, I'll admit it now, I did lie to Richard. As has been seen so far, Scrooge was one of my best allies, so I figured Richard not knowing if Scrooge knew what I chose gave him the best chance at winning. As such I told Richard that I was choosing randomly and not telling either, while telling Scrooge exactly what I was choosing. I do regret the deception, since it turned out to be unnecessary, the result would've been the same, but I did want Scrooge getting the best chance possible. Round 13 - The Most Lamentable...I am in the Final 5 right now, but it feels like I am in the Final 3. I was obviously not in the Final 3, not even that highly guaranteed a spot, but I did know that I had allies. Scrooge and Diana were two of my long term allies. I had been forming an alliance with Camille last round who understandably thought she was on the bottom. She had confided that she wanted to work with me to the end. Which was great for me, as I was looking for allies who would put me above Suchet. The only snag was that Camille wanted to work with Suchet. And I knew Suchet wouldn't agree to betray both Scrooge and Diana to work with me.
Regardless of me feeling pretty comfortable in my position, I did do everything I could to set up a deal which saved Camille. I tossed voting Diana as an option to Scrooge and voting Suchet as an option to Diana. Camille was set on wanting to vote for Diana and confirmed that Suchet was going for me. At this point I had already promised her 20 points, knowing that the numbers would be anonymous...
However I knew she couldn't be saved. Suchet, Diana and Scrooge were all voting for each other and that meant that Camille would need more than 2 peoples 20s to get her off the ground. And even then, I was likely to be the next lowest. The standard play for me here would be to just lie, and give her 2 points and secure my place in the final 4. But I wanted to be honest, and wrote her long paragraphs explaining my thoughts on the dynamics. And then stating that if she still asked for my 20, she would have it, but I believed that not giving her the 20 would be my best chance at making the end. She never ended up responding to this message and ended up working somewhat with Suchet as a last ditch effort to save herself. It was understandable, and my 20 points wouldn't have saved her since Suchet wasn't giving her any himself, but I still was dissapointed to lose someone I had gotten close to so quickly in two rounds.
Round 14 - The Cornley Drama FestivalI have a desire to win this ORG and I have a belief that I deserve to.
The final four ended up being a little bit more messy that I would've liked. Going in I knew I had two allies of Scrooge and Diana. Neither of them I was 100% sure would save me if they were immune, and Scrooge had done everything but confirm to me that he would take Suchet. There wasn't much diplomacy this round. We all liked who we liked and that wasn't changing too much, though I did spend a bunch of time with Scrooge working through who was likely to win all the recommendations.
In the end I won immunity. Which was great! And then I had to pick between my two best allies ever since Shawcroft left. Which was not great. Mainly because I'd told Scrooge in no uncertain terms I was taking him. In fact up until 2 hours before the end of the round when I woke up and found I had won the challenge, it was Scrooge's name that was written in my confessional. However when it came down to the decision once I knew I was the one making it, I decided I wanted the best chance of them both making the final. And from my workings with Scrooge, the one thing I knew was that Diana would almost certainly lose, no matter who she fought. So I made the gamble that Scrooge would have been more likely to win against Suchet and saved Diana.
In terms of other factors influencing my decision, I did NOT consider Jury threat. I am pretty bad at predicting who is going to vote who and I did not want to make a false prediction and end someone's game because of that. I DID consider the fact that Scrooge was being saved by Suchet, and that I felt it was fair that Diana had someone to save her as well. But if they hadn't both been my equal allies this entire game, it would've been a much easier decision. Because in the end, I work with my allies.
And if you read all of that before reading other people's opening statements, you are an idiot for wasting all your time. If you skipped it all, that is probably quite smart, I'll get to what I think is important.
Main Takeaways: My game started the way most Survivor games go. Make connections. Make allies. In normal Survivor, making too many allies will cause you to have to be harsh in who you are willing to betray. I am not normally good at such decisions, I tend to stick to a few allies that I trust. This might have been news to some of you (heavy sarcasm) but
THIS GAME WAS NOT SURVIVOR
Throughout this entire game I focused on two factors in every round. CONNECTIONS and SAFETY
It became obvious as soon as the 4th round that this ORG would have many situations where the group at large wouldn't decide the vote. As such, it meant that for Safety, you needed as much people liking you as possible. This meant Connections. Gone were the days of a large alliance bullying its way through the entire game. You just wanted people who put you highly and you wanted lots of them. It was very rare in this game that you were forced to have to take out an ally. I only did this three times. Against Croco, Camille and Scrooge. As such I could afford my diet of Connections, and found joy in all of them. I didn't have to betray allies to survive. Instead the few times I did vote for an ally, I voted with the group that I already had safety with. The only exception being the Final 4, but that one was a vote of safety and I had two allies to try and protect.
Regardless, this entire game went peacefully for me. There has not been a round where I was in high danger of being eliminated. The only two rounds were Round 13 if Camille was immune, and Round 14, it had a possibility of coming down to a weighted 50/50. Even so, getting to Round 13 with almost no risk of elimination so far is impressive. And that Safety came from the Connections I made.
I was planning to end with a longer statement, but the length of my episodes are long enough that you can see my thoughts and reasoning in each of them. I'll leave you with this card with which you will know HOW TO VOTE.
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If you instead believe one of Diana or Suchet deserve to win your vote, I have helpfully made their HOW TO VOTE cards as well and you can find them here. Please note these cards are PERFECTLY APPROVED by BOTH Diana and Suchet and you SHOULD NOT find the need to ask them about these.
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Post by Head Righter on Apr 9, 2024 5:48:26 GMT 10
Trumpeter? Mmmmmm.... Good.
But also quite shrill and bad.
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Post by Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator on Apr 9, 2024 7:37:17 GMT 10
Well isn't this nice?! I get a break and am off to deal with my night out, driving is a real bitch on it's own, driving while having to narrate a fucking ORG is a whole other story, but alas I am free to venture out and not have to sub in to do a favour for my beloved and most precious niece Sandra, but I swear if she rings me up again to aid her and her subpar acting troupe of untalented hacks and their shitty plays of the we.... *iPhone starts ringing*
Oh shite, not this again?! Good grief! *Clicks accept button*
Hello, Sandra, yes yes, dear. I know, will do. Ready as ever, darling. Don't you worry, I would be honoured to narrate the Festival you speak of, I'm on it, love. Don't you worry. *whispers under her breath* Oh bloody fucking hell. I was finally free, damn it!
And just like that, Dame Diana Rigg was once again summoned to do the deed she'd been assigned (aka begged) by her niece per usual. As an iconic and legendary actress of television, stage and film for decades. She couldn't help feel like the Godfather himself, the great Al Pacino as Michael Corleone as he uttered his most infamous line in the series. (Though the worst of the three films bar none, without argument, I'm sure!) but I digress, in his immortal words...
But like the ruthless Mafioso Don, Aunt Diana would once again do what she was asked, because as she'd always stated, family comes first. Though this wasn't a mob family, and she was not in the Mafia, she was a boss bitch as it were and would do her due diligence for the final time for her sweet niece Sandra Wilkinson and The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society at large.
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After a very long weekend of scheduling and rescheduling, the stage was set on The Goes Wrong ORG grand finale, which obviously if you've been keeping up, dear viewers, our the story ends at the Cornley Drama FestEVIL. (Narrator's Note: The title has been changed to include "EVIL" as you can tell, this was in fact due to the finalist panel of Guest Stars and subpar actor Robert, Critics and Understudy actor's requests after the evil and torturous formats they've been subjected to the past month or so by the Head Wronger!) We begin tonight, today, this morning, this evening and this whatevering hour in every timezone known to man with the final three actors, Dame Diana Rigg, Sir David Suchet and Robert Grove.
I'll begin with many thanks for being dragged into this bloody experiement and torture chamber by the Head Righter, I've had loads of fun, pain, turmoil, laughs, amusment and quite frankly every emotion a human could possibly feel or endure during my time in this game. So thank you for putting in the effort to make everything Wrong feel so right end of the day. As well as the stooges you got to do your dirty work.. I mean what a wonderful crew to boot! I mean that last part literally, we should have just booted you all instead of some others here, but I digress... It's a pleasure to be seated here at the end with two beloved friends, allies and partners in this ordeal. I wish you two the best of luck, truly. There is no bad outcome to this game where a winner is concerned, my loves.
After a much appreciated speech to the Head Wronger, his motley crew of behind the scenes staff and her fellow finalists, our star begins her journey through The Goes Wrong ORG and every reason those on the panel of Critics should award her their votes. And this dear viewers is where Dame Diana Rigg as Aunt Diana, Olenna Tyrell and Herod The Great;King of Judea's will explain exactly why she deserves your votes to win this very wrong ORG!
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As the younglings would say, you can see I'm quite literally fanning myself at my social dominance and positioning, which I do believe play a big part in my successes and survival throughout this disastrous ordeal the Head Righter subjected us to! I didn't intend to do a rundown on every format here, as I'm sure questions will roll in about such things. But I believe it's important to use this opportunity to speak on several rounds where I can honestly say that I was always able to use my social prowess, charms and my ability to get others on my side through loyalty, trust and utmost honesty and candor (In most cases.) with a very special lot that I had been working with throughout the game. This worked to always secure my positioning, my safety and is honestly and truly one of the biggest reasons I stand before you on this bloody FestEVIL I'm attending with you amateur actors and actresses on the Critics panel!
Team Rigg I don't believe needs that much explaining or focus, but I will note here for completions sake that during this round I'd been added to the roster late, as you all know the Guest Stars appeared after the rest of the performers took the stage. I arrived for The Pilot (Not the Pilot Episode) and did my best to help with the word triggers task that felt never ending, and did enough socially to secure some long term allies. My best strategic conversations there were with Margaret, Dennis Dear Head, Irrelevant Robert and my precious method acting genius Max! It's well known the Judge version of Robert and I shared 1-2 missives at most the day of the elimination of Dennis as Smee, but that round was quite uneventful overall as that incarnation of Dennis Tyde wasn't really an entity any of us need worry about.
However, From the 2nd... or 3rd episode? Or whatever the bloody way this was formatted were plays of the week/episode formats were considered.. I believe I was able to endear myself to many of my fellow actors in The Lodge, most notably where the game et all is concerned, Sir David Suchet and Ebenezer Scrooge, which made them game long allies especially at the end of this torture chamber. Along with those two, I bonded quite well with my dear niece Sandra as Valerie Skye, Vanessa as Camille LeClaire and of course the dearly beloved Queen Isobel! *Wipe's a single tear from my cheek uttering those words* Obviously I do believe that I would have always been safe during The Lodge regardless, as I do believe that my niece Sandra upon Margaret, my dear Max as the Crocodile and I would have the majority of votes due to the twist with the help of fellow actors and I had 4 votes to cast this round, but this was a pivotal round for me to secure my safety and make many a social connection. It's true though that some credit here is due to both Sir David and Scrooge, who were a great help this round, especially Christopher who wheeled and dealed my safety with his influence with Robert in another room to help my case, which I was grateful for and still am today and always shall be, dear.
From that point on, as you all know the very next round as I was thrust into Team Defence, my social game and connection then to my true and first number one ally Queen Isobel (Shocker? Perhaps, but it might be obvious to some, such as the Prince.) was where my game was about to go into high gear. I had taken up an alliance there with Sir David, Skye and the Queen. Of course with others orbiting around us in various deals and trust levels as well. But I also worked very closely there with my dear Robert the Irrelevant, Trevor who I endeared during The Lodge as well. And finally, my precious Prince Pirate Richard. That fateful round is where I was sent to the Gym alone with those two from Team Harris during a A Trial to Watch Seemed like sudden death for this old cunt, but I had secured my relationship with the Prince prior to the sorting, as one of my stature and experience is akin to do, and vowed to work with him and Queen Isobel (My truest and most definite number one ally at the time.) in whatever rooms we'd land, and it paid off in spades clearly. That room felt intense from the outside for everyone watching, but I did feel secure that Richard would save me by his own words within the room, and because I had given him every assurance that working with him and my Queen would be my priority, even in front of Trevor, I was that bold and I make no apologies for it. After I returned from that tiny room, I know many were shocked, but your surprises warranted indeed I shall not knock, but I must say this should be a testament to my social play honestly and truly.
Summer Once Again worked well for me too, I was chosen for BOTH safety chains by the time I got to the board. For Team Defense, Robert had chosen me after Joe picked him. (This is also when I failed to message anyone in that round before we took to the Sea due to timing constraints, besides Robert who I ran down my whole ordeal in the Gym with above any others that day.) And then the main Safety Chain with the goulash was won by my Prince who chose the Queen and she obviously chose me, which is why I returned the favour in our group's chain. I must admit, I also knew she'd save Sir David, and despite my love for Skye, Isobel was my truest number one ally then, and thus her safety was my priority. However, regretfully and painfully this put my dear niece Sandra upon Syke in peril, but sadly decisions needed to be made. This is all to say, as you can see my social connections kept me safe on both chains very early in each order.
After David Attenborough and the BBC took over this terribly WRONG production, it was off to The Blue Planet in our roles of creatures from the deep ocean. Team Defence worked together to secure team safety, we didn't exactly reveal our roles to one another in the planning stage. Though I did admit I was prey, but we used that time to reveal our suspicious lists and plot to make sure we'd all come out of that round safely. I won't go into heavy details here, but I will say I made my best effort with the rest of the Prey and plans where we'd all meet up for safety and to be together at the most opportune times to ensure we'd all stay safe and become voters, I did this openly in Habitats as well through MPs and clearly that worked out. The vote for the Plate was something a lot of us discussed quite openly in Habitats and MPs as well, as we were always going to secure safety to the Orca Scrooge and the beloved Croc for his sacrifice to the Shark, Sir David. Sadly this episode ended in the death of my Queen, long live the Queen! But even with the loss of her Majesty, I still had quite the extensive social network in place moving forward. This is when my game had to change, things were getting intense and the stage was set for big moves and decisions that would shape the rest of my game.
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As our star Dame Diana Rigg began a monologue and detailed account of events leading up to her strategic decisions and moves that allowed her the ability to make the end her story, she opened this section with an image reminding one and all Critics that in the past the famed actress had played a Nurse and worked diligently through moves to secure her own safety, safety of those she was loyal and trusting of, all while enact plans for the betterment of her game, and of course all with the goal of not just making the end, but making sure she had her best chance to become victor of this bloody WRONG ORG as best she could... And this, my dear audience is where her story continues....
The next episode took us to all to the stage to perform Peter Pan Goes Wrong. However, in this instance some of it went right. As Vanessa upon Camille LeClaire had won what we assumed might be the final battle of the understudies and returned to The Goes Wrong ORG and onto The Lost Boys (Meaning those children Peter Pan had to deal with unfortunately, and not the hot vampires of the 80's cult classic sadly!) This team was a mecca of loyal allies for me, as my official number one here was Sir David. (However, I'd always assumed his truest love was Scrooge and that was confirmed many times, but that's ok because I loved him too and never felt jealous or threatened by this, truly.) Prince Richard was also a number one to me and I'm most certain I was to him, which made him most valuable. And of course my dear darling niece Sandra as Margaret. I always felt most secure and was brutally honest with her about many things. These relationships are important to note, because on the Lost Boys I had group missives with myself, Margaret and Sir David. And then myself, Sir David and Prince Richard. And reconnecting with Vanessa was a delight, and I would like to state for the record, though I am sure David isn't quite as aware of this, but I was NEVER going to keep Joe here over her, I was very blunt to her about this and with Margaret, even before talking it through with both Richard and David late into the night before the results of the challenge. And despite Joe setting up yet another group missive between himself, myself, David and Richard as a Team Defence core bound to stick with each other and remove the other girls.
Richard had sent me a missive about which of Margaret or Vanessa we'd be sending out of the game, since he was feeling we might need to appease Sir David and our arrangement with him and Joe. However, I stood awake late that night with Richard and went over the fact that I was not comfortable with going after either of the women, and asked if he was truly married to that idea? Of course he replied instantly and agreed it'd be foolish to not remove Joe, but we were quite worried as to how David would feel. I did the same with Vanessa, telling her point blank she wasn't leaving and that we may need to blindside Sir David or at the very least take him out of the voting with First Aid to secure her safety. Margaret was still a bit worried about the two of us working with the Prince and Vanessa, which she also preferred but likewise as the Prince did not wish to upset David. However, that same dead of night, my fellow Narrator ALSO then after everyone else colluded without him, came to me asking me if we were doing the right thing keeping Joe? About how he may run off with the Roberts, and Vanessa was a more solid social player and ally with Richard but he couldn't bring himself to vote for Joe. I stood awake even later, to go over how it was probably best to remove Joe, and had him on that page fully. While some of the others were still a bit afraid to be real with him, while he and I openly discussed this.
As I've stated, once playing a Nurse I went for First Aid in hopes of winning and enacting the move to take out Joe. This worked out as planned with Vanessa securing sole immunity and I removed David from the vote, and unfortunately we snowed Joe. (Mostly because he didn't give me any pie, it's a truth serum if it's cherry! fun fact!) Really though, I must be honest, I adored Joe and found him most kind and fun, and always appreciated his loyalty to Robert and Margaret in the tiny room with them, so my guilt in doing him dirty was massive. However, Vanessa informed me that any guilt I might feel should be washed away, as Joe was attempting to plot with herself and Margaret to make #bigmoves and take me out. I must admit, I wasn't sure how true this was as Margaret never told me this, but it was confirmed it was true by David himself in a future round. So conspiring to take out Joe was a very calculated and proper move, and I know it was a group effort, but I have to take a bit of credit here humbly as I knew he wasn't going to be good for MY game and the rest of us honestly, not like Vanessa would.
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Ahh, the ill fated Red and Purple Weddings, such a shame to see two husbands perish here. But that was the intent in the Harper's Locket and were best laid plans from very early on, at least in one case. As you all know the proper merge was set here, though it wasn't a proper merge, hmph! But alas finally the entire cast of actors could speak with restrictions of course. Now, it must be noted that by the end of the Peter Pan Goes Wrong round, Prince Richard, Sir David and I, had discussed deep plans in creating the very cliché ORG staple when three tribes are in play from the start, and devised that keeping Vanessa would allow us the opportunity to create an alliance of 2 of Team Rigg: myself and Max, 2 of Team Suchet: Sir David and Scrooge and 2 of Team Harris: Prince Richard and Vanessa. This was foiled by the removal of Max in the round prior, but it didn't take very long that night for Sir David to create a missive with myself and the Twincesters of House Bean, Prince Richard and Scrooge. In that foursome nearly immediately Scrooge began discussing how he was so upset Dennis had won immunity and thwarted their plans to oust him, and thus leaving poor Max to die. Likewise in my missive with the husbands Sir David and Robert, Robert too immediately told me that he was just as upset by Dennis' survival and that he wished to see him die. I was told point blank not even hours into the round itself that I was to be divorced.
Now, this took me by surprise but I complied. Even though MY relationship with Dennis was secure and I trusted and adored the once headless deer turned to a jester. A few even insinuated we lose the challenge, but I have my confessional to confirm that I was trying to win, because my preference that round was more to see out both Wimblegate and Shawcroft. (Though more so Shawcroft after he was AWOL for so long, as I did wish to reconnect with him, but alas it wasn't meant to be.) I did have some doubts this round about Margaret for never telling me of Joe's plots, but the girls being safe was quite a blessing, since after my long talks with Annie, I no longer wished to see her leave at that juncture.
The alliance we'd set off to do that 2-2-2 thing never really took off, but there were two group missives of 5 with the Chris' Sir David and I, and then one each of Vanessa and Robert. I was hoping we'd sub Robert into the 2-2-2, but that never came about, but it didn't have to at that point.
Then of course 90 Degrees was set in motion next and I can't claim many moves here, besides my distaste for all the strategies for the chain pick and order, I didn't need to be chosen sooner, I just thought planning seemed foolish since we didn't know the stakes. Also, for the record here, I did hope Robert wouldn't be so low in the order but he requested it for reasons, and well it paid off anyway.
After the frustrations of the last play of the week, The Nativity began with delight for me truly! A dream role, as I was taken to act as the opposing gender. Like the greats before me Joyce Hyser as Terri/Terry Griffith in "Just One of the Guys", Mulan and the epic Amanda Bynes in "She's the Man" I became Jonathan as King Herod;The Great and did quite well in my performance.
It didn't take long here for myself, Donkey, Wise Man and the Virgin Mary to come together and secure our safety. It was quite obvious Wise Man and Donkey would win the ranking, they promised Mary and I not only safety for the round. But Donkey proposed an alliance of Herod's Harem for us four to take on the rest of the game with, and we did so ultimately. I wasn't even sure that talk was within the round rules, but I accepted the mission. And as planned the four of us were safe and sound and dictated the round to our favour and liking. It was my preference to keep Joseph as well as Wise Man's, while I know Mary cared more for the Angel, but my missives with Joseph were just more charming, though it wasn't the same for everyone.
Once that was finished, we were off to A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong playing as TWO now, what a feat! Some of us did it well, others did not. But this was quite the pivotal round moves wise for me personally. You see, my goal this round was to take out Mrs. Wimblegate yet again. I wasn't exactly sure on the Prince's true ID, mixing him up with Camille. But once there was a safe space I felt the four of the Prince, Vanessa, Scrooge and I were in, I figured might as well let it all out. However, Scrooge and I later discovered the Narrator Chris was actually Vanessa. And once this was confirmed we headed to the BBC Control Room and plotted with three of us x2 plus Sir David to dictate the round. Likewise there was another room the four of us were in with Mary, who we all assumed was Robert. I revealed myself there, and Scrooge just called out Trumpeter as Mary and then the work to ID Wimblegate and Richard was on high alert. Since myself as Herod and Donkey upon Scrooge were vulnerable unless we could make the right match. Now, my intent here was to go for Annie, I must admit. But because Robert and Scrooge had to lull her into safety to reveal her ID, it was going to be rough not just killing my Prince. (Also for self preservation.) Now I must admit, I did tell Scrooge and others to vote for ME so that I could die and let Scrooge live on, but aha, you see my intent was really to take out Annie if we could pinpoint her as Dennis as Innkeeper for certain, as I've mentioned. I had planned to blindside this move, but then Scrooge actually let some information fall into my lap. As he told me that in another room with her and Trumpeter, she'd been ranting about Scrooge and how close he was to ME, and also offering him my ID to guess and kill me.
Fortunately before the deadline Sir David commented he'd rather see Annie go, as did Vanessa (And for the record, Scrooge did say it was up to me to kill her, he didn't want her dead after their heart to heart that round, but he did say it was my choice even before I had "changed" the plan.) And then of course I did the deed and saw Annie out.
Once we'd finish the holiday festivities, we were sent to prison where There is No Escape for reasons I'd rather not get into, NDAs an such! But really, in this round Herod's Harem was keen to work together and get through it. Robert secured a list of concoctions to mix and everyone set off to bribe the guards with certain drinks. I knew this information and had a terrible strategy to start, but finished strong in the end by feeding the first Guard four drinks and Redding like 9? (Also, Scrooge admitted he slept through the final drop, but also allowed me full range of Redding to survive and not duel) And thus, a big reason on why I helped him with the Stove Boy Wig part was due to that among other loyalty and trust factors. Though I had that with all of the final 5, but shite had to be done.
Though Vanessa did ask if we could save Richard, but it didn't seem likely. For what it's worth to Richard, I actually worded my missive to you in a way that would have allowed you to choose STOVE because I said "Boy is the move to make" or something, not that it was my move. But my dear Prince did not get that hint clearly. Scrooge surviving wasn't bad though, I wanted to ride out the final 4 with Herod's Harem, as I felt we'd all been threats and of course decisions would need to be made there. But I have to admit during The Most Lamentable I was intending to work with Vanessa to take out one of the boys, mostly Scrooge so that David if he won the final challenge would take me or however it worked, since I knew he'd take Scrooge, I also knew Robert and Scrooge were besties, and I felt like with Vanessa she and I could do some damage but she ignored my long missive even after the extension. I was also told she was trying to take me out by Scrooge, but I'm not sure how much of that was real now? Either way, I did pretend to want Robert out there over her, but Scrooge made a case in our threesome missive with Sir David about taking her out. I agreed since keeping Robert and hoping our bond would have him take me to the end was worth a bit more. Also, I KNEW Scrooge and David would take one another. Robert thought we'd be 2-2 but I do think he might have thought Scrooge might take him? I told him both the other boys told me they'd be taking one another, which only Scrooge fully said that to me I believe, and I think perhaps some of that was why Robert chose me? But he can say that for sure.
I'm sure it's quite apparent at this point with all I've explained above, the moves I had to make to ensure my safety along with my positioning, a few of these moves were by design and truly were the right plays to make to get me where I am right now, the end with a shot to win this thing. Though I'll admit, that I'll quote yet another immortal line from Michael Corleone and state the obvious as we get out of this section finally. Those of you I took out or saw leave by my hand or with my help should understand this statement to be truth and a fact.
As Aunt Diana had laid out her game, it was long and tedious but a tale worthy of the win, as she drove to her destination for the night, she'd also be driving her point to win The Goes Wrong ORG with her final plea and statements...
With all of that done, and I know I said I wouldn't do a play by play of rounds and yet I have, but I thrive on theatrics, so deal with it! Sincerely though, I wanted you all to understand the innerworkings of my game. And to take from that these points when considering me for your votes for the winner of The Goes Wrong ORG.
-I was a big social player and threat. And by "big" I also mean length of missives, ha! But seriously speaking, I do believe I held a good amount of social power and garnered trust, loyalty and power through my relationships with the other actors.
-Strategically I made every move calculatingly so, in rounds where I had the power to make decisions on who to cut and whom to protect for the ultimate betterment of my game, I did it. I was never afraid to, nor to speak my mind about what I wanted and got the job done. Some were more on the side of betrayal but not with malice, as I said, nothing was personal. All plans were enacted and devised to get me to the end and for a chance to win.
-Also, I played most formats to the absolute best of my abilitities. And Fun Fact: I NEVER actually hated or despised many of them or any, I was playing the role of ORGer who is annoyed. But I had a lot of fun taking on what the Head Righter threw at us , and always found a way not to "game the system" but to work each format to my advantage when applicable. A lot of the formats we went through were not easy, but I managed to make it through and find a way out due to my social, strategic game and help from alliances and friends. And even some common sense and a couple of challenge wins.
-My game speaks for itself honestly, as I know I've been a very prominent presence and player from start to the finish. But yet never a true attempt on my life was made, even when there was talk of it in The Lodge and A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong, my allies were there to assist me in safety.
-I had alliances, connections and power in most rounds and overcame odds and situations people thought I'd die in, like the Gym. A testament to my ability to get people on my side and secure loyalties.
I played a big bold game, I was never under the radar, never someone who snuck by or cruised through any round. I worked hard to get through everything and made all he right moves, and risks to sit here today. And for all of these reasons, I believe I deserve your votes to win. And I hope I get them, but to be honest, I know my game wasn't perfect, nor flawless. Some of you may have questions or concerns with how our relationships ended, and I will take full responsibility for any bitterness and such. I'm not here to claim a perfect game, but I am here to claim a winning game and I hope you can all see that.
With that, I wish the best of luck to both Robert Grove as the Irrelevant brigade of Knights? And my fellow Narrator, Sir David Suchet! Good luck with your decisions, Critics I know this is tough and I look forward to answering all your questions with the utmost candor and honesty.
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Post by Head Righter on Apr 9, 2024 7:48:01 GMT 10
That is clearly false. The worst of the lot.
(You see, she's 'losing talent'.)
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Post by Sir David Suchet as Narrator on Apr 10, 2024 17:50:32 GMT 10
My thanks to my fellow Nominees I want to start by thanking my fellow nominated actors. The wonderful Diana and my husband Robert. I've seen a FTC or two in my time and I much prefer it when they are respectful. I really appreciate the way the three of us have focused on building up our own games as opposed to tearing each other's down. Thank you both for your friendship in the game and your cordial approach here. My thanks to the Sub-Actors Next I want to thank all of the fantastic players that couldn't be a part of the FTC. Max the Plate, I think you will get a real kick out of my confessionals. There is a bunch of people breaking plate gifs, but then there is the plot twist where we become besties and then a bunch of plate repair gifs. I don't know about fel-pla-tio, but I'd be happy to shake your soapy ceramic plate hand when this game is done. Mick the Muscle I never met you, but your ever presence as a non-invisible player has baffled me for weeks. Also thank you for the support you gave Joe and then myself in stumping for our success. Smythe, thanks for your early friendship and support. I am sorry that I couldn't save you. Smee, I never met you, but thanks for playing. Tootles thanks for the turtle video, I guess. Trevor, thanks for the Viagra. Isobel and Skye, thanks for everything, and I do mean everything, especially the morgue sex party. No offense to any one else in the Sub-Actor crew, but the two of you missing out on merge is such a tragedy for this game. Skye thank you for the early flirtmance on which I built most of my character and shtick. And thank you my Queen for taking that joke and running with it. I shall forever be your 'Limpy'. My thanks to the Critics I said in my opening that I wanted to have fun with this FTC as I have sought to do this entire ORG. So I also wish to specifically first thank the Critics who sought to have some fun with their approach to their question. Thank you Max the Croc for the chance to step into your shoes and post the way you posted. I always had so much love for your approach which some of us labelled as 'method acting'. I always loved our interactions and it was a fun opportunity to try out your 'method' even though I fucked it up on the first occasion. I truly would have loved to see you prepare a FTC speech using that method. It would have been one for the ages. You gave me so much in this game and never asked for anything in return. You are amazing. Thank you Joe for being Joe. Although at times I wonder what happened to the lovely neighbour I had in the pre-merge and as to exactly who is this absolute troll beast he became. But you're fun. You're having fun with the format, the character and with me and I appreciate that. And I appreciated the blank slate in which you allowed us to converse with you here. Thank you to Shawcroft for allowing a little throwback to his post liking antics. I do hope all is well. Thank you to my bestie Scrooge. True no. 1, ride or dies, don't come around that often. You were amazing to play with. Thank you for being a fiend, an ally and a confidant. You were just the best here. I wish I was sitting next to you. Thank you for just, everything. I can't wait to chat after the game. And thank you of course for your fun little letter writing exercise. That was fantastic. Thank you to Camile. I really enjoyed the poetry round as well, so thank you for giving me a chance to have some more fun with that format but also reflect on one of my favourite rounds of the game. I hope that no matter how you are planning to vote, you have been able to see that I was being genuine with you in that round. Camille's FTC question actually leads me really well in to next group I wish to thank. Thank you to those of you in the Corner that asked questions that allowed me to flesh out some of the rounds I didn't go into detail in my opening. I feel its best to not write full chapter and verse in an ORG FTC open, so I do very much appreciate that opportunity. Thank you to Deer Head for your great query about a round we could have missed and allowing me to go into detail on the week that was the fish game. That was a really inciteful question. You and I never got a proper chance to connect in the game, but funnily enough I did get to know you a little at the Edge. Scrooge had mentioned that you had a sharp mind and that you would often 'think outside the box'. I think this question was such an outside the box idea but also so inside the box at the same time, given some people in this game (no one at FTC though) did miss rounds through elimination. Thank you to Annie for allowing me to go into detail on the Flight Plan as well as the second Nativity round. It was great to relive some of the early parts of the game where I was still finding my feet and to give you some background on how I approached the early game. People probably wouldn't often ask about round 1 or 2 in an ORG like this, but it made perfect sense for us to rehash that given it was really the only time we were able to properly play together. I may not have 'got' you at the beginning. But it seems that you really did 'get' me in terms of your questions around fun v paranoia and I appreciated the chance to further elaborate on the way I tried to play this game. Thank you to Margret for giving me the chance to break down the first Nativity round. I had a lot of focus in my open on what I had to do in the battleback that round and not as much on the work I did as the Wise Man to secure immunity. You were absolutely hands down in my end game plans at that point (and were in that positon from the Fish Game onwards). My final 4 was certainly you, Diana and Scrooge. I felt you were always honest with me and I am our communication styles really clicked. I am sad that in my attempt to disguise my ID with a weird demon baby Jesus and over the top sexting that we didn't connect as well that round and that I didn't know I needed to switch my vote from Joseph to you in order to save you. Thank you to Richard for giving me an opportunity to further break down the second Nativity round and asking a tough but very fair question, that being, if Diana and I were together lock step then what differentiates the two of us and how can the jury vote for one over the other? I did consider dealing with that in my opening but I was hesitant that our difference would not be as I said, a winning argument and I was not certain that highlighting Diana's great performance here was a smart move. But your question made me reconsider. I cannot deny that Diana was great here. We all know that. I do feel I was pretty great as well and I felt that in this game it was better to be the man behind the woman swinging the axe than it was to be the executioner myself. Diana's FTC here has been a bit of an apology tour of sorts. I don't think she is pandering to any of you with that. I feel she is genuine in her remorse, it’s the sort of person I think she is. However, I didn't need to make any apologies as I didn't break any promises. I didn't unnecessarily snow people and I tried to be as up front and honest as I could. And I did that by letting Diana take the heat and admittedly perhaps get more of the visible the credit for the move. In this format, more than any, you had to have as many strong relationships with everyone and not be at the mercy of one player you might have pissed off by snowing them or lying to them or taking out their ally. I learned this early with Plate and I stuck by this strategy for the rest of the game. I do think it was the best way to play this format. Diana may have been a big player. But I think I was big as well, and I make no apologies nor do I need to, simply because I was able to maintain my relationships using this strategy. Finally thank you to the Headrighter and all his crew for this fantastic game. I made a lot of jokes about it being a farce and nonsense throughout but I really enjoyed every single minute of it. The changing formats were well thought out and crafted. I can't imagine how much work went into the planning phase of this game alone. So thank you to the HR and all the crew for putting so much work into this game we all enjoyed so much. And to finish this off, with an appreciation that we have written, and you have read thousands of words, and to give tribute to perhaps the greatest addition the HR brought into this game. TL;DR - WHY SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR SUCHET Your vote is your currency, but in preference - This game was all about relationships. I had a shit tonne of them. - This game had dicky formats that could fuck you over no matter your relationships and so it was crucial to be immune. I was immune like a shit tonne of times. - This game was like 50-80% luck. I got lucky at the right times and did everything I could minimise the impact of bad luck. - I had two core allies who I worked hand in hand with to reach the end of the game and we did. Sadly, one of them is not here at the FTC. - As for Diana, and what differentiates us? -Well she was my shield and my sword and I was the man who sat behind her getting the outcomes I wanted but keeping my friendships fun and pissing of as few people as possible. - Is that a better way to play this format that Diana's boss bitch execution style? I think so, but my opinion means jack, so ultimately that is for you to decide. Thanks all and in the immortal words of the great Hercule Poirot.
'Peace out bitches.'
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Post by Aunt Diana Rigg as Narrator on Apr 10, 2024 18:02:36 GMT 10
And just like that, I've finished my answers and I there are a few hours left for the Critics to make their decisions. I'd like to thank the critics for your questions and the opportunities to explain some of my actions, I know my speech was detailed. But of course you can't add every nuance to things like that. So I am grateful to be given a chance to explain myself when people had comments or questions they needed answers to. I also appreciate the fun questions and this panel being rather nice and speaking to us all without malice, bitterness or being assholes. You were all fabulous and I know this is a tough decision for some of you, and I don't envy your positions. I know I sound a little bit obnoxious where my own allies are concerned, but if I had not made the end myself, it would have been painful trying to figure out where to decide to place my vote. Though I hope most of you do not feel that pain as badly and vote for the best game, which is mine! Aha! I jest, of course. However, I believe in my case, in both answers and my speech that I explained my game, my social power, and as Sir David eloquently put it, I was both a shield and a sword to many around me. I know I was called out for being in front of the line and getting blood on my hands, but in war that is a finale as such, blood and guts on the battlefield proves you won fight! If you don't make the moves bluntly and boldly, why would anyone credit you with such? As someone who once played a nurse, and also poisoned the fucked up incest born bastardly monster Joffery Lannister and watched the blood seep from his eye sockets, I'm not afraid, nor disgusted by having to make an appropriate kill, and I do not fear the site of blood when necessary to make the moves to keep myself alive and kicking. And you can not go into battle with your armor or a weapon. And in my case, I wielded my social prowess, strategic merits and pragmatic decisions to the best of my abilities. Did I do it all alone? No, I did not. And I never claimed to, I know my success in some rounds was due to team work and dedication, and with very loving, caring and incredibly amazing people I was honoured to call partners in crime, and my closest allies and friends. I would not be here with all of you, even those of you I wasn't close to. You were all part of my journey and the Seven hells known as The Goes Wrong ORG. Since this wasn't a simple game of Survivor or with a format you could navigate alone. It took hard work, hours of planning, plotting, scheming and literal war room meetings to enact plans. On my own and with the others in my various relationships and alliances, as I've explained in depth. Every round was played like it was do or die, or essentially how to get myself to the next round and keep my positioning intact and remove any threats from my person, or those of my trusted allies as well. Calculating, endurance, strength, passion, dedication and acumen all apply to how I played The Goes Wrong ORG. So does thinking some formats were doubles that were singles, and that the 90 degrees round order was a fool's errand, because I didn't believe the challenge would be the actual challenge and had many a doubt! But I digress... I do think for all intents and purposes, I played a great game. Not a flawless game, not a perfect game. I know some of you felt hurt or confused by my actions and I've explained my logic and positions. I hope you all go into this with an open mind, heart and with all due respect to Sir David my love, and Relevant Robert my love as well, please vote for which of us you believe deserves not just your vote, but the honour of winning this game. And I say this, because I'm truly rooting for all three of us. There is NO bad outcome to this finish, I believe that in my heart and I always will. Now then, with that all said. Good luck gentlemen, and Critics with this very important decision! Much love and respect to you all. And with that, I'll drink my poison and be off to live a life free of The Goes Wrong ORG in a few hours for the first time in the seven months we've been here... well, I guess more like 5-6 weeks, but in dog years it's been forever and a day, let's be real! ![](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/pLto460O1jncij36L_jc_g0kqQQ=/fit-in/618x341/top/filters:format_auto():upscale()/2017/08/21/932/n/1922283/2e23d2cfe53ab046_game-of-thrones-chug.gif) Good luck, my loves. ![:<3](http://i.imgur.com/L3NpwEv.gif) I truly will be happy for either of you, though much more happy for myself, but still. Thank you, and good night!
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Post by Robert as Irrelevant Trumpeter on Apr 10, 2024 18:11:27 GMT 10
![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-goes-wrong-show-mischief-theatre-robert-groves-gif-25381380.gif) I will be short and sweet with this. Diana and Suchet managed their way through this game with alliances. They built big ships of alliances and crashed through each wave the Head Righter sent. If the waves had been different, and key allies were lost, things might have changed for them. They didn't and they are here, and by no mean unimpressive. I built a small skiff out of my connections and glided over each round. My plans for future rounds were never decided. I never was in any danger from the format. The changing format was an asset to my game, not a hindrance I had to overcome. In the end, we all played great games. But I feel like I played this best game for this format. As such, I hope you can understand my point of view and vote for me to win, in my opinion, the best format I have ever witnessed. I'll leave it there, I've highly recommended you all read enough essays as is. ![](https://tenor.com/view/cornley-polytechnic-drama-society-goes-wrong-show-mischief-theatre-robert-groves-acting-master-class-gif-25381295.gif)
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Post by Head Righter on Apr 10, 2024 18:23:41 GMT 10
Jesus. Are you all right? OK. Stay safe. Stay emotionally safe, everyone. And, of course, the best way to finish a scene is with my signature end card.
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